sweaty five dollars @iscoff
I am an Online Man full of DIGITAL SUGGESTIONS. getting dumber all the tjme Joined April 2007-
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My Halloween costume this year is Shrek (personality only)
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The two online personality types 1) I’m literally crying because I saw a picture of Shrek where he looked lonely 2) I’m unloading my AK47 at the sun because I remembered vegans exist
[house tour] This is my haunted doll room where I keep all my haunted dolls. As you can see, it’s empty because I’m a big goof who forgot to lock the door
@tafkae I only have four slices of stale bread and one Kraft single, so yes
Not coming out of my burning house because the firefighter isn’t aesthetic
Hungry? Try a handful of almonds! You’re still hungry but you don’t have to hold the almonds anymore
Little old lady in a movie 10 years ago: Penis, fuck, and shit also Audience: This is the best comedy will ever get. It’s done. It’s over
I’m sorry, I can’t tell you what kind of pan pizza this is
They say walking is good for you but I walked into the tortoise enclosure at the zoo and was mauled immediately
Got out of prison for eating too much ice cream. I didn’t steal it or anything, the entire judicial system just agreed it was way too much ice cream
Bloody man with fire axe crashing through window of diner: DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE? Me: You got glass in my eggs. You owe me a new big breakfast sir
@tafkae I’m immune to this word but have weaponized it in the past
Please don’t use my own words against me. Use your own lower quality words which hurt me much less
@PeteHustwayte The second one from the left
@CommanderZenn I think I’m about as well as these times will allow! And ty, you too! 😀
@gooded_cheese I’ve been on this web zone for 14 years
Photography tip: camera angles are important! Try angling the camera so you’re not in front of it
Uh actually I’m legally allowed to use your trampoline because I’m a hobo
@tafkae Nice try but I’m not falling for this question a sixth time
My greatest strength? My attention to debail
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GLP-Diddy @mattytalks
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