Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway
Tweets are completely in line with my employer @citibank bmi 16, GW - 140lbs Joined May 2025-
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I haven’t seen a beautiful girl naked in a long time. Or better yet, in her underwear.
I have never had a real conversation with anyone other than a woman I’ve loved
One time I tried to have sex with a girl the way I see them do it on the internet, and I started bleeding everywhere. This taught me that I was meant to lead a life of deeply felt love and respect.
My boss had lunch yesterday alone. He kept looking at photos of his ex while eating takeout lobster for some reason
Boss asked me today for help dealing with this Brooklyn Hasidic dude he buys a ton of material from so I said made up a bunch of Hebrew. He came back angry saying the Hasidic guy thought it was offensive. I played it off fine tho. I said the Hasid must’ve only spoke Yiddish.
It would be the honor of my life to one day matter to you in some capacity
If your girl was in the Schengen this summer she’s going
That first extramarital affair is going to be so nice. She’ll probably be really hot. Or at least young.
I keep going over my 85 minute time limit on hinge
Yes and a video too!!
@statesidebae Why do I have to prove to everyone who I sleep with ? Do you guys want a list or something ? Be so for real
I only got like one home girl I never got to fuck that deeply upsets me. Could be worse
I can’t tell if I depressed because she hasn’t texted me or because I know deep in my heart I will never fuck that little minx Olivia Rodrigo
Olivia Rodrigo do you want to come to my recreational soccer league game tomorrow? I will likely start fyi
Boss asked me today for help dealing with this Brooklyn Hasidic dude he buys a ton of material from so I said made up a bunch of Hebrew. He came back angry saying the Hasidic guy thought it was offensive. I played it off fine tho. I said the Hasid must’ve only spoke Yiddish.
My boss, the Catalan twink, sat at his desk all day today looking at a full water bottle. He just kept shaking his head. He didn’t take a single sip
My biggest fear is dying and then all my girls go to the funeral and start talking to each other and connect the dots
You’re a beautiful woman, it wouldn’t hurt to try something different with your hair
Jerked off this morning and despite showering I feel sticky and wrong
I want to preface this by saying that falling in love with a cancer-ridden girl was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. But the sex once they’re in remission makes it worth the emotional toil
My boss, the Catalan twink, sat at his desk all day today looking at a full water bottle. He just kept shaking his head. He didn’t take a single sip
Just got hired to an architecture firm. Lied on my resume and said I was Lebanese. Why’d they pair me with some Israeli new hire for training?
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