edna mode @itsmecelery

there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car

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Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke

5 years ago

4th of July plans? What am i, a fraternity

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☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX

5 years ago

why y’all get mad at me so easily. all i’ve ever done was be a bad bitch.

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P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem

5 years ago

i've been so distracted by the pandemic i forgot that when this is all over we'll all die from global warming lol

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bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants

5 years ago

Being gay sucks. And that’s why I’ve partnered with Bank of America

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

5 years ago

Yes. Leaking. Definitely not put there on purpose. No need to investigate further.

New Scientist @newscientist

5 years ago

Antidepressants leaking into waterways could make crayfish bolder bit.ly/3gACiYC

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i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan

5 years ago

first dinner with other vaccinated friends and a man spent the whole time arguing with me about cryptocurrency. release the rest of the bats

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yo my new coworkers b aggressive about asking for the twitter and tiktok handles. no boundaries just living in a compound with everyone vibes. this tweet will be deleted as soon as I give up the handle.

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brittany spanos @ohheybrittany

5 years ago

lorde said why be sad when you can be hot instead and u know what she's right

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edna mode @itsmecelery

5 years ago

went to the farmers market, ate a bunch of raw radishes, rubbed my eye 2 hours later and now all I know is pain

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helena riley @freshhel

5 years ago

Bo burnham is sooo hot in like a if we worked ar a restaurant together

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wyatt f @wyattfair

5 years ago

I could win Survivor if they let me drink and smoke the whole time

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edna mode @itsmecelery

5 years ago

HOMESICK/LISTENING TO COUNTRY MUSIC DONT TXT

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edna mode @itsmecelery

5 years ago

@mik_ayeee_la this is extremely accurate rt

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GL @gldivittorio

5 years ago

More people have died from gender reveals than have gotten blood clots from johnson & johnson

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edna mode @itsmecelery

5 years ago

yikes

SJSU FireWeatherLab @FireWeatherLab

5 years ago

Fire season 2021 is looking grim. Our region's FMCs are tracking lower than the minimum-- a new record low. This is caused by the lack/delay of new growth. Average is 137%, low is 115%, 2021= 97% #wildfire #CAwx @wildfirecenter