Jack @jackdmurph

Rossford, OH Joined September 2013

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Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite

a day ago

This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have social media accounts. There are naked women everywhere.

Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom

2 days ago

Let “The Transition” to the @WNBA begin. Rules Are Rules! #LetFreedomPlay

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Sevyn🍂 @sevynxox

2 days ago

I got the COVID vaccine while I was breastfeeding my newborn, and now 5.5 years later his teeth are starting to fall out.

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BenchwarmerSports @WarmedBench

a day ago

Shedeur with a good throw to his TE. Probably would’ve been a sack, but still an awesome throw #Browns #DawgPound

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Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5

4 days ago

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

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Sopee @Sopee_

5 days ago

When a colleague sends an email full of em dashes and parenthetical statements

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Mrpowersjr @mrpowersjr

a week ago

“Cause the Sooners are in town”- BV

Alejandro Zúñiga @ByAZuniga

a week ago

Michigan football is planning a Maize Out for Week 2 against Oklahoma featuring: - Maize rally towels for the first 70,000 fans - Pregame flyover

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You wake up Your husband looks young, the same mustache he used to have over twenty years ago There are voices in the kitchen You sit and listen, you can make out one, two… three, three little voices all the way in the kitchen There is the smell of pancakes in the air, along with some bacon, you are hungry You look down, your hands, so young As soon as you walk into the kitchen little voices all cry out your name “mama, mama!!” Hugs filled the air along with sticky syrup hands, but you do not care By the sink there he stands, your husband Tall, full head of blonde hair, and you cannot help but hug him. His body feels so strong, filled with youth, you take his smell in, and you stand there taking in the warmth, listening to the children arguing over who gets the last piece of bacon, watching their little feet run across the kitchen floor, memorizing everything, because this ordinary so unimportant Saturday is what you wish you could go back to the most And then you wake up, life has gone by, you are old, the house is empty, the children are grown, your body aches And you finally know, you finally understand that at the end of life you will not wish to have had more promotions, to have gone back for one more day of work, to of had more time to clean the house, for one more day of school, for errands, for anything else besides a slow Saturday morning where the air smells like pancakes, and the house is filled with little voices, and you are woken up to the small bodies and the smell of the little heads you love most in the entire world. An extraordinary life is made up of ordinary days. Of a summer breeze, and small hands, of cold cheeks you kiss in the autumn afternoons, of a steady hand that holds yours, of the wonderful miracle that is having everyone you love, all with you under the same roof.

𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph

2 months ago

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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Jeff Schudel @jsproinsider

2 weeks ago

Deshaun Watson would be open to signing a new contract with the #Browns when the current one expires after this season. "My wife and I have a house on the East Side. We love Cleveland."

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Jack @jackdmurph

2 weeks ago

@djaswft Dogshit take

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Jack @jackdmurph

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@JakeSotir Dogshit take

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Jack @jackdmurph

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@DylanTweetin Dogshit take

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Caleb @OKCowboysBraves

2 weeks ago

Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV

New York Post @nypost

8 years ago

These three little words are a big turn-on nyp.st/2ECYzFq

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics

2 weeks ago

Wow, look what Dr. Fauci tweeted back in 2020!!!

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JAE @OkieFBfan

2 weeks ago

The fact that people let the CHEIFS get this man is a crime RMT is about to wreck the league

📽️ Red Tribe Cinema @ClayWendler

2 weeks ago

TRENDING: #Chiefs DE R Mason Thomas has been "unblockable" and "a headache" for the Chiefs OL so far in training camp. He has beaten Josh Simmons regularly and is continuously applying heat to Patrick Mahomes. Thomas seems to be Steve Spagnuolo's favorite pass rusher so far in

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PCA Hater @PCHate_

2 weeks ago

WOW 🔥🤯🤯🤯🤯 WATCH PCA COVER 150 FEET IN JUST 1.8 SECONDS TO MAKE THIS GRAB 🤯 EARLY NUMBERS INDICATE IT IS THE FIRST EVER 7 (seven) STAR CATCH OF ALL TIME

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andrew @AndrewPowers12

2 weeks ago

trying to imagine the mind of a person who sees a tweet and is immediately able to pull up a related bit from Colin Jost’s standup

aria 🍉 @GRAV1TYWAVE

2 weeks ago

timeless

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Jack @jackdmurph

2 weeks ago

@RedbirdRiot Being the plucky underdog is a great time until you’re reminded why you’re the plucky underdog

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Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot

2 weeks ago

Remember when being the best team on the field was the expectation?

Cardinals Talk @theredbird_way

2 weeks ago

good morning, everyone. The Cardinals play the Cubs at Busch today. Pujols hits back-to-back walk-off home runs against the Cubs on June 4th and 5th, 2011😤