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might start using this account someday Joined March 2024-
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this is called checking your local crime blotter and i HIGHLY recommend it
True crime podcast about petty crimes, misdemeanors, shoplifting, etc.
The “Hiker OK” notification probably felt pretty nice
@OldTumorX @fleshsimulator Epstein dubious prostate conspiracy theory screenshot from my camera roll as proof. You’re welcome
the way there’s only 1 correct answer
If the internet were to disappear tomorrow who still has a career?
A truly forgotten Obama controversy was that he used the first person pronoun too much
‘Lovecraftian’ means ‘big’ and ‘with tentacles’. It can also mean ‘involves a maze’. ‘Ontologically’ means ‘very’. More words tomorrow.
@YungChiefKeefJr @facetedcarapace They do this so their drive-thru efficiency metrics will be through the roof even if they keep you waiting. Also, for delivery orders, they have a “SmartScale” that weighs the bag & detects missing items. Except if it weighs low they just add objects to the scale until it dings.
@VagueBabis95278 @StyledApe I had too much fun with this, I’m sorry
@VagueBabis95278 @StyledApe Grammar lover entering the chat to tell you that your second correction is wrong Past tense “cared” is correct for describing the past. “Would have” would’ve (!) described a scenario that didn’t, but “could have” happened, so your original text was (!) correct in that regard 🏄♂️
"Maxxing" is just the Gen Z version of "I did a thing"
@AdrienCaine @willsommer I believe the quotation was “husband has been demoted to housemate” or somesuch
Atleast I will look healthful and feminine & have long flowing hair when I die violently next spring 🤔 Obit will tug at more heartstrings (This is not a suicidepost, I am not suicidal, iykyk)
2025: “Are you allowed to masturbate in the street when you see an ICE raid or should you find a nice awning?” 2026: “It was really really scary 🥺 the handcuffs hurted alot 😭”
Former Kanye West aide Milo Yiannopoulos on his ICE arrest: "I don't think I've ever been afraid before... It was humiliating, it was physically degrading, it was frightening... I wouldn't wish it on anyone"
This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Former Kanye West aide Milo Yiannopoulos on his ICE arrest: "I don't think I've ever been afraid before... It was humiliating, it was physically degrading, it was frightening... I wouldn't wish it on anyone"
saw a schizopost a while ago about how hot drinks dont stay hot for as long anymore & i havent stopped thinking about it since
everytime i see my grandma she says ur generations problem is that u guys drink too many cold drinks and not enough hot drinks
its called my car don’t have AC im fucking HAPPY
that first day when you know summer is fading is such a distinct feeling. wish there was a specific word for it.
Women are trying to men
yall really didnt even read the wikipedia page before starting a whole movement hm
Britney honey what does this mean
one of my earliest memories (3) i was angry about being forced to wear pants so i ran upstairs & pissed on my parents’ carpet. i remember thinking, i knew mom would punish me. but i also knew i could run & piss faster than she could catch me. and i knew carpet was hard to clean.
5yo: I wish our kitchen had carpet so it would be easier to clean me: how is carpet easier? 5yo: when you spill on a carpet you can just rub it in
Heyheyehey @Heyheyehey13
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Debby Euphemia @DEuphemia40775
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Lamin @Lamin25795066
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💙 🇨🇿 Dana Wi... @czbikerchick
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Arlo Eleanor @ArloEleanor
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Joanne Greenwood @joanne_attane
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Scott J Hamilton @sjhbrooklyn
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝓓�... @CharlieKirksGF
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yuh @Eikukaan13
2 Followers 8 Following I consent to being murdered. I consent to being killed. I volunteer my body to be killed. Fucking kill me already i deserve to be free already
Amanda @cavesofsteel
703 Followers 769 Following I'm 24 and share my experiences with autism. I like Katy Perry, sci-fi, languages and airplanes. I want to engage in my interests and make friends.
Shirley @el_6wq
291 Followers 3K Following Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don`t speak english.
Costa Kapothanasis @CostaKapo
20K Followers 14K Following 💼 Fastest growing oil change only QL in USA 🇺🇸 ⚙️🛢 Costa Oil™ @CostaOilCo 🦞 Formerly Portland ME 🦀 Now DC @CostaOils Racing | Over 200 Franchises sold
Mew Mew Pink 🌸 @shpingkus
1K Followers 4K Following TAKEN!!! ⨂ minor (14) ≽^•⩊•^≼ ⨂ They/them. Demiromantic and pansexual https://t.co/A0lBqt79e5 PFP by @jackGD9
— @CharlieKirkBF
10 Followers 16 Following all I do is repost hamsters - no requests unless i know you
jonny (bill) @bmore573
141 Followers 390 Following From the muddy part of Virginia. Bassist, artist. Grad student studying displacement and housing equity
bojack got sussed of ... @heroin_hoe
182 Followers 183 Following ♱shedtwt drugtwt etc the blood vape weirdo cw:41kg ☣︎gw:37kg☠︎︎ugw:30kg☣︎bmi:14☠︎︎ was @slutty_slitter sussed at 1.6k dont block tell me if i follow weirdos♱
Genieve Dawkins @GenieveDawkins
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Greendoc @rey34721
366 Followers 149 Following Turfgrass professional. Advocate for my own health. IBD survivor. Lover of the US Constitution. Self agency is my favorite concept.
Wanda @qudou9
335 Followers 4K Following Oh, you like all of your own statuses? Do you give yourself high fives too?
giant sized phallus @99lbmutt
31 Followers 53 Following some say the smartest man alive don’t even attempt to stop me…
💰MONEYSTACK$ GUAPO... @walkemdownstank
64 Followers 79 Following banned in most assistance communities // tom foolery on SoundCloud // email for business inquiries
Jim richard @jimrichardsonya
379 Followers 2K Following back @ The Absolut Company Creation ~ former project
charlie's wife @CHARLlEKIRK
19 Followers 47 Following SCZ, ASPD + BP-I, tweets may get worse as time goes on. I love you @charliekirk11 💛
Debbie @Debbie8t5
3K Followers 2K Following Messy but delightful. A bit of a trifle. I'm trying to be kinder to others and to myself. Currently navigating recovery from Anorexia.
roxy 🏳️⚧️... @monasrosetoy
178 Followers 521 Following lover of anything depraved~ fan of Mona lanius gacha games and I post my diary thoughts alt @laniuhoe #wuwatwt
Samantha || Monarchs ... @Monarchbride
106 Followers 116 Following Monarchs wife since 04/13/19 ♡ nonsharing ♡ Azur Lane, Girls Frontline, and Brown Dust 2 player 20 || rt heavy || mild NSFW posts || Roman Catholic
miss Nadia Khan @My_X_lover
2K Followers 2K Following Visual Storyteller | Creative Writer The Girl Who Writes | Content Curator | DM for Collaboration | World's visuals my own deep thoughts
Vir ♡ @roseheartruler
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sinnloy 56 @56Sinnlos
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gee @gee125919349152
34 Followers 344 Following
Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes
79K Followers 307 Following Building a better world for my two children. Inventor. Founder and former CEO @Theranos Mostly my words, posted by others
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
486K Followers 2K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Harem Manager
Pericles @PerryALPHA
89K Followers 6K Following Married (to a woman). MAGA Lana Del Rey stan. Winner of Nick Adams' Alpha Male of the week. Political analysis & diet discussed on Red Scare. Follow @Pericles1k
GAMPigg @GAMPigg
261 Followers 675 Following GAMP most commonly stands for Good Automated Manufacturing https://t.co/FZuBy11JmC's a set of guidelines (and the name of the associated technical subcommittee) developed b
Jason @Jrmz595
12 Followers 168 Following
Imagination Library @dollyslibrary
208K Followers 18 Following Official: Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - International book gifting program for children from birth to age five.
icpolicy @icpolicy
329 Followers 360 Following If you're reading this you might be interested in getting to the bottom of it. Hop in, let's go.
Benn Jordan @bennjordan
48K Followers 1 Following Influencigarch. ➡️ @bennjordan on Threads /YouTube/Instagram
nettie e @dnettiee
135 Followers 650 Following economist Physical therapist. retired. looking for chillax interesting make a difference retirement gig. autistic who presents as quirky artsy.
Allison Brennan @Allison_Brennan
7K Followers 3K Following NYT bestselling author. 5 kids, 1 husband, & other assorted pets. I read, I write, I procrastinate. SF Giants fan. RaiderNation. Murder She Writes.
Ask A Transwidow @AskATranswidow
20K Followers 6K Following Tracy Shannon transwidow, pro-family activist, Sex Clowns Are Not for Kids, End Falsification of Sex, Protect Women and Children. https://t.co/MvlPARZ9iW
Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley
1.0M Followers 11K Following U.S. Senator. Family farmer. Lifetime resident of New Hartford, IA. Also follow @GrassleyPress for news and information.
Tori Parker @itstoriparker
71 Followers 69 Following if you’re looking for me, literally look elsewhere.
Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin
809K Followers 146 Following Official Twitter - ☀️🐊 Keep up with my latest adventures [email protected]
💙 🇨🇿 Dana Wi... @czbikerchick
330 Followers 2K Following Medicine loving Czech girl with MDD-TRD, Aspergers, Asthma and Long Covid. Sadly Empathy, Love and Care doesn’t seem good enough in this sad NeuroTypical world.
BBC News Pidgin @bbcnewspidgin
26K Followers 43 Following Dis na BBC News Pidgin Service official handle. News, features and tori from West Africa and di World full here.
Lucinda Willcox, Ukra... @WillcoxLucinda
9K Followers 1K Following I’m a Twitter activist and run a home business where I make my own soap. online bullying surviver and former cutter. cat mom. they/them 🇺🇦 🌻
johnnie ◞ scag @greencrowleyTM
671 Followers 422 Following ⚣ i ♡ my partners ⋆ john lennon irl ⋆ teeth freak ⋆ GIGI PEREZ N1 FAN OAT ⋆ alt @butchlennon ⚢
Lizzie Velasquez @littlelizziev
80K Followers 506 Following Motivational Speaker & Author Business & Speaking Inquires [email protected]
AchillesUwU 🧡💛�... @AchilleUwU
276 Followers 2K Following he/they/she, honestly I don't care - is +20 - fr/eng (non-native English speaker) - I rt a lot of thing. My ao3 is like my @
No° @No4167
2K Followers 2K Following I'm not obsessed with tr**ns. I'm passionate about women's rights. Terf. Loathsome Bigot according to TRAs.
Scott J Hamilton @sjhbrooklyn
5K Followers 6K Following Woke AF. Proud social justice, racial justice, and LGBTQ rights advocate. Married to my husband for 35 years. I will never regret standing up for others.
˚₊‧꒰ა 𝓓�... @CharlieKirksGF
90 Followers 72 Following hi | priv = sleep | i block priv accs that follow me and don't let me follow back | please be patient with me I'm prone to lashing out
Busters_Towing @Busters_Towing
294 Followers 1K Following Busters customer service. Tweet us your comments both positive and negative about experiences with Busters Towing and we will help.
yuh @Eikukaan13
2 Followers 8 Following I consent to being murdered. I consent to being killed. I volunteer my body to be killed. Fucking kill me already i deserve to be free already
Yannick Buccella MD @YannickBuccella
4K Followers 30 Following Yannick Buccella, MD. GI & molecular oncologist, Zurich · Founder, Young-Onset GI Cancer Center · Subspecialist 2nd opinions · Breaking down cancer
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ylareia @Impish_Bunny
3K Followers 511 Following i tried to tell them that there’s beauty and there’s magic in the air | community manager @vivariumsf
Fire Emblem Heroes @FE_Heroes_EN
129K Followers 6 Following Official English account for the Fire Emblem Heroes game. Feh, the Order of Heroes' messenger owl, brings you all the latest news from the world of #FEHeroes.
effortless and soulfu... @funko_wop
2K Followers 997 Following I am a medical doctor and a Christian conservative husband and father of 4 and I am 18 years old and completely odorless and I can see perfectly in the dark and
worms cited @christapeterso
55K Followers 3K Following Philosophy PhD student. very powerful. love birds (she/her) 🐝
ian @SOULPRlCE
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Amanda @cavesofsteel
703 Followers 769 Following I'm 24 and share my experiences with autism. I like Katy Perry, sci-fi, languages and airplanes. I want to engage in my interests and make friends.
kenny wilson @actual5150
397 Followers 252 Following formerly Fly | Brian Kelly killed a kid | ball | whiskey | longhorns |
Odd Angry Birds @OddABFacts
3K Followers 16 Following Media from the unknown and odd corners of the Angry Birds franchise! Created by @newinthestew1
Your missing 10mm Soc... @wicked_wrenchin
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Blessed with the 'tis... @blessedtism
420 Followers 100 Following Stuck in a lift/eat/work/game/sleep loop I have never been formally diagnosed with any kind of 'tism
BrainPOP @brainpop
66K Followers 2K Following The best part of a learner's day 🤖 Trusted by educators to deliver engaging learning experiences that create lifelong impact.
AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona
204K Followers 9K Following Quenching your thirst since '92. https://t.co/OWtGgEk6QR
Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost
577K Followers 287 Following The best greentext account. (Just cause it’s posted doesn’t mean it’s endorsed) (personal @mrprepost )
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