Jiffy @jamphlet

beanie in a rondo, Rice Krispies in the oven, arsenal forever and Artetas fucking cookin Retford, England Joined October 2011

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MG @carefreemg_

5 days ago

Just incredible.

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Jiffy @jamphlet

2 weeks ago

I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO CHELSEA GREEN

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Jiffy @jamphlet

4 weeks ago

Genuinely loved the World Cup start to finish but I tell you what I’ll be fucking glad when all these part time female football fans stop reposting utter SHITE. Bring on the premier league.

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Jiffy @jamphlet

a month ago

JUUUDE HAVE MY BABIES

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a month ago

JUUUDE HAVE MY BABIES

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a month ago

We all love an underdog story but the fame has clearly gone to this Vozinha bloke’s head

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Jiffy @jamphlet

4 months ago

@racingblogger Told me he’s whacking on Saffie Osborne in a minute

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5 months ago

Max fucking dowman

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5 months ago

Today’s game was surely enough to see Jesus and Nelli have got to go in the summer before they lose all of their value cos they’re both trash. Max dowman is unbelievable btw

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5 months ago

Dowman is better than madueke and martinelli already don’t understand why he doesn’t feature more regularly

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Jiffy @jamphlet

6 months ago

Lot of people touting Gabriel who was classas always, some touting Rice who was bang average, but Hincapie, oh my word what a find.

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6 months ago

MASSIVE

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6 months ago

Just won some coin from that Alvarez goal and genuinely not as excited as I should be after watching 90 minutes of Simeone ball.

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6 months ago

Genuinely think anyone who can’t stand Arsenal should be seriously frightened after seeing that CL draw, because we’re dancing to the final and we could be 3 trophies to the good by that stage

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Just watching the highlights on MOTD and they’re saying there’s 2 similar instances earlier in the season to the shove on Gabriel. They’re all fouls. Refs are just shite, 2 hands in the back to gain leverage is and always will be a foul

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Jiffy @jamphlet

6 months ago

Biggest pundits in the world all blaming VAR for the dreadful decisions this weekend when we didn’t have VAR in use is mental. The games moved on. Nobody gives a fuck about your appeal system Gary Lineker. Yes VAR could be used better but it is the referees, NOT the system.

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Jiffy @jamphlet

7 months ago

This champions league format is so fucking good btw the last day is class

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7 months ago

Is it just me that’s tired of hearing about a club’s ‘DNA’? Every man united pundit going on about the DNA of the club as if they were built on attacking risky 4-3-3 football. What a Load of shite it’s the manager is who defines the style and always has been.