jaycee @jayceeshel

i love Jesus. dead succulent count: 12. member of the beige food fan club since ‘99. Joined April 2018

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jaycee @jayceeshel

4 years ago

Things I apparently should not have said at work when I’m fighting to convince my coworkers I’m not a child: “Yeet” and “I was in 3rd grade when the swine flu hit”

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How am I supposed to teach American History 1 when none of my students have seen @HamiltonMusical? Every time I involuntarily put words coming out of my mouth to a Hamilton song (most days) and find only confused faces, I experience deep sadness.

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4 years ago

Today a 5th grader made fun of me for watching high school musical the musical the series. “I thought that it was for kids…”

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4 years ago

Like seriously “my brother told me that in 5th grade we learn about boy and girl corn is that true Mrs Porter?”

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4 years ago

decided that not enough people know that the first month and a half of the English curriculum I teach is entirely about corn…

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4 years ago

I am the Chapman tire discounters sign changers biggest fan and I hope they have so much joy

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4 years ago

@Chloe_Nussbaum It was far too close… I had a hand up before I realized

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4 years ago

Today one of my 5th graders told me it’s impossible to raise your right hand and squat at the same time.

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4 years ago

Showing Schitt’s Creek w Wes… Wes: Eugene Levy is in my favorite Madea movie. Me: Eugene Levy is in my favorite Mary Kate and Ashley movie. This is us.

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jaycee @jayceeshel

4 years ago

Realizing that painting random stuff is my escapism makes the first 23 years of my life make a lot more sense.

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4 years ago

@jayceeshel ???

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4 years ago

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

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4 years ago

I figured this one out…your turn: all he wants is a thumbs up from an old man and the man has a really ugly thumb and he finally gets it

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4 years ago

Occasionally I’ll have a vague idea of an obscure moment from movie I watched a long time ago and can’t put the whole scene together… a thread.

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4 years ago

Today I was told that I look like Stacy’s Mom would be one of my favorite songs. Don’t get me wrong it’s a bop, I just want to understand why.

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jaycee @jayceeshel

4 years ago

Today my students told me that I look like the type of person that would have a baking game on my phone..? It was out of left field so idk if I’m supposed to be insulted. What does it mean?

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jaycee @jayceeshel

4 years ago

@soper_ben37 It’s the constant bringing others down for something that gives them joy for me.

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4 years ago

I’ve never caught a fish before. There I said it.

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jaycee @jayceeshel

4 years ago

Ever find yourself wondering why people voluntarily teach 11 year olds? Our kickball tournament teams include “foot lettuce” “teleTOEbies” “Sandler, Adam” and “the underfrogs”