JB @johnbartle

Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those. The @sfgiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate. Sacramento, CA Joined March 2009

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JB @johnbartle

2 days ago

@BillWiIdin Thank god you weighed in on this.

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2 days ago

@The_StilesFiles Mostly surprised Boob didn’t list Dodger Stadium as 1-10.

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2 days ago

@3YearLetterman I’ve always wondered this - do all the championship rings ever interfere with drinking the bottomless sweet teas?

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@atrupar @FakeJustinCross @BrynnTannehill If it’s a non-issue then just concede that biological men have no business playing in women’s sports. Why you chose this as the hill you were going to die on is mind boggling.

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2 days ago

@StevenRissotto I love that he’s getting dragged for it in the replies. Boob never fails to astound.

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Jarvis @jarvis_best

3 days ago

Been tempted so many times but this king had the guts to go through with it, respect 🫡

New York Post @nypost

3 days ago

Couple's intense fight causes partner to drive car off a cliff trib.al/f1JFlx9

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3 days ago

@AdamSchefter Can't wait to see the chaos at the grocery stores day of.

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3 days ago

@RantyAmyCurtis LOL replies off.

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3 days ago

@RantyAmyCurtis Everything is a gun to the head, literally and figuratively.

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3 days ago

@EmilyAssembly "Incarceration separates people from their jobs" Employed, but stealing toothpaste?

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PoIiMath @politicalmath

4 days ago

If we're denying transgender status based on "bad faith / good faith" distinctions, I think a healthy place to apply that is with women's prisons and women's shelters

Polymarket @Polymarket

4 days ago

JUST IN: WNBA denounces “bad faith” transgender claims after ex-NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom & Royce White declared themselves women & vowed to enter the 2027 WNBA Draft.

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

@awstar11 Saying Woke 1 was crazy with replies turned off is very Woke 1.

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4 days ago

@devahaz Also, sad!

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4 days ago

@devahaz Nice!

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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo

4 days ago

The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms

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4 days ago

@PNWConservative Deeznutsai

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4 days ago

@DanClarkSports This gives me so much hope.

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5 days ago

@BasilTheGreat But I thought neon yellow safety vests prevented all this.s

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JB @johnbartle

6 days ago

Please just fuck off with this.

POLITICO @politico

6 days ago

Pelosi said those close to Biden during his reelection campaign should have shared what they knew about his mental acuity. “When you think of the debate and how sad that was, that’s really when we learned,” @SpeakerPelosi told @jmart at @POLITICOLive's Sacramento Summit👇