John Dick @johnjdick

Voice Actor who portrays Serious Sam Childress, TX Joined April 2009

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John Dick @johnjdick

2 months ago

@AVGirl4Life Didn't they name a drink after her? Three shots on ice?

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@otokyo Kind of defeats the entire purpose of life, if everybody thinks the same. There's always going to be conflict. It comes with the chaos that is life. We all have wants and desires. And sometimes those things are going to interfere with the desires of others. Peace is death.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

Music video drop for - Beer Never Broke my Heart youtu.be/QVwcXOROmJY?si…

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H They aren't. That's just what women with that body type say to cope.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@jurgen_nauditt Clutch your pearls harder. For the past decade, the narrative from the left is that the right half of the country are literal nazis. Spare me your outrage when they clap back at the radical left. The radical left earned a little outrage with their behavior. Maybe stop rioting?

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@dailyglimps24 Any way to pump those numbers up even higher?

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@PcodesDev @zoomafrika1 Keep coping, I guess. Weird how the entirety of civilization was created in that tiny peninsula, while Africa still lives in grass huts to this day in many areas. Size really doesn't matter, lol.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@zoomafrika1 Grab a globe and have them measure the distance using a piece of string.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@Amelia558rs They don't have dicks.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@naturelife_ok Hasan Piker got his finger on the remote trigger of the shock collar.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@RetroMoviesDB When I was younger, I would have chosen Carmen every time. As I gained life experience, I learned to hate Carmen and appreciate Dizzy as the only viable option.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@sciencegirl Not wanting to look like a pretentious douchebag, for starters.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@AntiWokeMemes I mean... yes. Titania McGrath is famously a parody account. So they really are kidding you.

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John Dick @johnjdick

3 months ago

@learning_yohei Pick UK if you want to sound like a posh twat. Pick American if you want to sound like the sort of person who could laugh at violence.