jon larsen @jonlar

RT if you miss football before this shit ruined it

Victoria Park, London, 1978. 100,000 Skins, Punks, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, Mixed , English, Irish, Hindus, Sikhs, Scots, Welsh, Working Class, Middle Class, trade unionists, unified against racists and fascists. Gen Z, it's your turn.

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

Fixed it.

A pub in Glasgow, Scotland today

In Moscow, Viktor Orbán in no way represents the EU or the EU’s positions. He is exploiting the EU presidency position to sow confusion. The EU is united, clearly behind Ukraine and against Russian aggression.

Forget winning, so much immunity!

Trump must be so jealous.

Best countries for retired people: 1.🇳🇴 Norway 2.🇨🇭 Switzerland 3.🇮🇸 Iceland 4.🇮🇪 Ireland 5.🇱🇺 Luxembourg 6.🇳🇱 Netherlands 7.🇦🇺 Australia 8.🇳🇿 New Zealand 9.🇩🇪 Germany 10.🇩🇰 Denmark NATIXIS, Global Retirement Index 2023

Countries ranked by best governance: 1. 🇫🇮 Finland 2. 🇳🇴 Norway 3. 🇩🇰 Denmark 4. 🇨🇭 Switzerland 5. 🇳🇱 Netherlands 6. 🇳🇿 New Zealand 7. 🇸🇪 Sweden 8. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg 9. 🇩🇪 Germany 10. 🇮🇸 Iceland 11. 🇦🇺 Australia 12. 🇨🇦 Canada 13. 🇮🇪 Ireland 14. 🇦🇹 Austria 15. 🇬🇧 UK 16. 🇧🇪 Belgium 17. 🇯🇵 Japan 18. 🇸🇬 Singapore 19. 🇪🇪 Estonia 20. 🇹🇼 Taiwan 21. 🇫🇷 France 22. 🇮🇱 Israel 23. 🇺🇸 USA 24. 🇵🇹 Portugal 25. 🇺🇾 Uruguay 26. 🇱🇹 Lithuania 27. 🇪🇸 Spain 28. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong 29. 🇲🇹 Malta 30. 🇰🇷 South Korea 31. 🇱🇻 Latvia 32. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic 33. 🇨🇷 Costa Rica 34. 🇨🇱 Chile 35. 🇨🇾 Cyprus 36. 🇲🇺 Mauritius 37. 🇸🇮 Slovenia 38. 🇦🇪 UAE 39. 🇮🇹 Italy 40. 🇸🇰 Slovakia 41. 🇧🇼 Botswana 42. 🇨🇻 Cabo Verde 43. 🇬🇷 Greece 44. 🇸🇨 Seychelles 45. 🇷🇼 Rwanda 46. 🇳🇦 Namibia 47. 🇶🇦 Qatar 48. 🇵🇱 Poland 49. 🇿🇦 South Africa 50. 🇲🇾 Malaysia Source: THE LEGATUM PROSPERITY INDEX 2023

World's least corrupt countries: 1.🇩🇰 Denmark 2.🇫🇮 Finland 3.🇳🇿 New Zealand 4.🇳🇴 Norway 5.🇸🇬 Singapore 6.🇸🇪 Sweden 6.🇨🇭 Switzerland 8.🇳🇱 Netherlands 9.🇩🇪 Germany 9.🇱🇺 Luxembourg 11.🇮🇪 Ireland 12.🇨🇦 Canada 12.🇪🇪 Estonia 14.🇦🇺 Australia 14.🇭🇰 Hong Kong 16.🇧🇪 Belgium 16.🇯🇵 Japan 16.🇺🇾 Uruguay 19.🇮🇸 Iceland 20.🇦🇹 Austria 20.🇫🇷 France 20.🇬🇧 United Kingdom According to Transparency International, as of 2023

@MortenMyksvoll En velfortjent smekk over fingrene til samferselsminister Nygård som er ansvarlig for sviket mot Ringeriksbanen for å tekkes velgerne i Fredrikstad.

Palestinians in the West Bank can't throw a stone without Israeli security forces being all over them, but somehow right-wing Israeli activists can vandalize humanitarian aid trucks headed for Gaza and Israeli security forces don't even blink. trib.al/rWvrLsE

Fotball-vertskap i verdensklasse med hjemmebakst til terningkast 6. TV-yndlingene i Årdal er norsk breddefotball på sitt vakreste!

Blir forbanna over å lese hvordan fotball ble en sosseidrett i Oslo og hvordan barn og unge fra lavinntektsområder ikke får samme muligheter - verken i topp eller bredde. Hedersmannen @frodelia er også intervjuet. Anbefales vg.no/sport/fotball/…

@yiaman Situasjonen er ikke engang et tema på oppsummeringa fra @tv2sport

Repeat after me: Fuck #MoscowMarge.

Nate White, a British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

BREAKING: Bible salesman fails to delay porn star hush money trial

@UngeHagen Gratishaugen der altså.