Melissa Stephens @jpbashkihr
Joined August 2012-
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@Mollrow @maarten_g It's true. Logan's an ass.
@literacee Kolache Station SOP fuck da h8ters
Kid in my class asks me what my stripper name would be Without hesitation: "Big Dick Tina" Yeah, I guess that'll work
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I worry I spend too much of my mental energy thinking about pun burgers for bob belcher @BobsBurgersFOX
@BobsBurgersFOX is my spirit animal. And it's a large flatulent horse.
@EllenPage My whiny son Saxton needs a new name
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“@browbeat: Why Tina Belcher is a folk hero for anxious young people: slate.com/blogs/browbeat… ” @Geegabyte Read this!
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The foothills of my laundry mountain are lovely this time of year.
@shelikeswhat What's your film class next semester like? 1970's and Hollywood Revival sounds interesting
Hey friends who aren't busy I'm bored and hungry let's do something
@DogLordOfDogs A type of Japanese food where you cook meats and things in a pot of boiling broth at your table
Hey friends we need to go try Shabu-Shabu sometime really soon
@Geegabyte Mine neither. Slept in way too late almost missed a meeting really need a shower trying to take work off tonight behind in CRWT
@midnight There's a Rocket in My Pocket #RuinAChildrensBook #vibrators
@Geegabyte The Bavarian dialect is so different from standard High German that Bavarian movies need subtitles in the rest of Germany
Pawsitively Blind @pawsitiveblind
267 Followers 1K Following Disability Advocate passionate about #universaldesign and #accessibility. Proud #guidedog handler with #retinitispigmentosa from #GuideDogsfortheBlind; She/Hers
River @riversnotfunny
129 Followers 399 Following hobbies include reading wikipedia summaries of movies I never intend to watch, eating macaroni, and poorly counting sheep
Alexandria Stevens @AlexDStevens
185 Followers 1K Following Animator/Illustrator occasional dice maker. (they/them) Want some dice? You can commission me! https://t.co/ECZZ6vCIyC
Jacob Woods @woodsjacob1
40 Followers 259 Following IM ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN PUFFIN' ON CLOUDS AND NIGGAS STILL BEGINNNNNIN'...
Kevin Says @kwinsays
29 Followers 69 Following
olinda @olindapavon923
173 Followers 707 Following que bonitos suenos, que triste soledad siempre estas en mi mente y no te puedo abrazar.
Zed @zed059
9 Followers 19 Following
Денис @Kote_myr
134 Followers 623 Following Я слушаю только музыку, сердце и маму. Все остальные несут бред.
Jess 🖤🩶🤍💜 @Geegabyte
218 Followers 1K Following I can't play games or sleep uninterrupted so I tweet instead. she/her
Keets who Tweet @keetswhotweet
128 Followers 113 Following we are a flock of special parakeets named for programmers. Konrad, Grace, Ada, and Babbage
Atheism Justified @AtheismJustifie
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Rance White @dctimberstone
3 Followers 22 Following Retired from the U.S. Army after 24 years of service. Born in Wyoming and raised in Utah, Wyoming, and primarily Montana.
Kev B @yuorfaec
310 Followers 767 Following @[email protected] or @yuorfaec.bsky.social Public transit enthusiast. Opinions are my own. They/them or he/him
pie spice pie spice p... @kttlcrnceiling
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Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman
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Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself
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After Midnight @midnight
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Joseph Fink, 👻🎃... @PlanetofFinks
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🐢🐢🐢John Gree... @johngreen
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Archer @archerfxx
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Alamo Drafthouse DFW @AlamoDFW
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Emma Watson @EmmaWatson
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Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
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Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
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Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby
284K Followers 1K Following Comic, actor... the list goes on. 25 Years (new comedy special out now on YouTube) IRELAND Tour October 2026 see https://t.co/ZKolDIsRPA for dates near you..
Jess 🖤🩶🤍💜 @Geegabyte
218 Followers 1K Following I can't play games or sleep uninterrupted so I tweet instead. she/her
Keets who Tweet @keetswhotweet
128 Followers 113 Following we are a flock of special parakeets named for programmers. Konrad, Grace, Ada, and Babbage
Zed @zed059
9 Followers 19 Following
River @riversnotfunny
129 Followers 399 Following hobbies include reading wikipedia summaries of movies I never intend to watch, eating macaroni, and poorly counting sheep
Jessica Stark @TeaThorTwo
9 Followers 429 Following I like comic books, art, Supernatural, and other ~*things*~. I also like to believe that I am actually Tony Stark.
Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones
7.7M Followers 32K Following Win or die. All episodes of #HOTD Season 3 now streaming on @hbomax.
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.0M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8
61K Followers 41 Following Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. -- Captain's log: @mikemcmahanTM
Seattle Police Depart... @SeattlePD
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Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio
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pie spice pie spice p... @kttlcrnceiling
64 Followers 959 Following spiritually a small angry pomeranian, physically a small angry human. 26 • they/them
Rance White @dctimberstone
3 Followers 22 Following Retired from the U.S. Army after 24 years of service. Born in Wyoming and raised in Utah, Wyoming, and primarily Montana.
Kev B @yuorfaec
310 Followers 767 Following @[email protected] or @yuorfaec.bsky.social Public transit enthusiast. Opinions are my own. They/them or he/him
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