Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

160 characters to get a bio right? Okay. Okay, cool. Going to be clever, and charming, maximize my words so you feel good about reading this. Let's go! What's u Madison, WI Joined April 2009

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

3 months ago

@pattonoswalt "Ball retractingly terrifying" has been in my lexicon and constantly used since the first time I heard this bit.

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3 months ago

@getty_a96716 @WestsideLAGuy That bio is... something else.

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3 months ago

@phamos @tweeth_mitchell Cutholo

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4 months ago

Why does Kash Patel always look like he's trying to desperately not shit his pants, or is panicking because he just did but can't call attention to it?

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6 months ago

@RepMikeCollins Are the grandmothers in the room now? Because they sure as hell aren't in that cherry picked photo.

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A long time ago (20 years?!?) in a grocery store not far away, Chad Vader blasted onto the internet and changed my life forever. We want to get the band back together to make a new episode. And I think it might just be possible! gofundme.com/f/help-us-crea…

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6 months ago

@atrupar is one of the last reasons I haven't quit this hellscape of an app. Smart and insightful, but funny too.

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6 months ago

Paul Bearer lives

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

7 months ago

@atrupar I triple dog dare Hassett to show his grocery spending this year to last. I'll even give him the month of December this year at $0.00.

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

10 months ago

Hey @ESPNMadison . I won a prize at the start of July but have never gotten word about when/how to pick it up. Can you please let me know how to pick it up? I can give you the date and Twittter post receipts if needed.

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

12 months ago

@atrupar

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12 months ago

@MattJamilton

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12 months ago

@MattJamilton I put my faith in you. 6.5 easy. You got this. @ESPNMadison

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

a year ago

@atrupar The only silver lining to this is if it gets Cecily Strong back on SNL in a guest spot.

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a year ago

@atrupar The phrase "darkest timeline" gets thrown around a lot these days, but man is it accurate here.

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a year ago

@atrupar Data doesn't lie but some people sure do when they talk about it in ways that suit their own agendas.

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a year ago

@EndWokeness Yes, this less than a minute clip is clearly an accurate portrayal of all that took place over that entire day. C'mon. My favorite sports teams are undefeated based on the small segments of game I choose to show.

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

2 years ago

@atrupar But how many schools have sports entertainment programs?!?

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2 years ago

@FlakPhoto

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Schuk Who's Talking @jschuk

2 years ago

@markmcconville Man, that's true. If you had to pick the absolute worst from your lifetime, what would it be? I have my guess but will tell after you answer so as not to sway it.