Jamie Smith @jsmith3169

Violet 🤍 Oscar ❤️ Halifax Joined October 2011

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Around Liverpool @aroundliv

3 days ago

I remember this poor fella. Manchester United fan arguing with Liverpool supporters on holiday. They threw him in the pool and he broke his leg. But they weren’t done with him yet. They found him on Facebook and added him under a fake profile. As a woman called Emma. They spent months blagging him. Had a woman ringing him to make it sound more authentic. After months of dirty talk. He drove up to Aberdeen to meet her. They had him sitting outside some barn on a farm for hours waiting. They had him sending photos of himself sucking the vibrator he had brought with him. Then finally they rang him laughing their heads off. You could hear the devastation in his voice when he heard them Scouse accents. He knew exactly who they were. He went viral. His wife found out and he lost his family. Probably one of the cruelest jokes I’ve ever seen played on anyone. But I would be lying if I said I didn’t find it hilarious.

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Sam Harrop @sam_golf

a week ago

My much-requested song about @joedean_golf…written from the perspective of his boss at Morrisons, worried about losing his star employee to a life of pro golf. Credit: Dolly Parton (RIP) ❤️ RTs appreciated as ever 🙏

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🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash

2 weeks ago

Chelsea fans and delulu 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Iyke @currentiiyke

2 weeks ago

This is the first time I'm seeing a premier account run a player comp😭

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ToonDeepDive @ToonDeepDive

2 weeks ago

Another angle of Tel’s free kick ahahahahahaha

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Bernard Ryan | Blockchain Pro @TheBernardRyan

2 weeks ago

Good night family ❤️

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Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_

2 weeks ago

Never buying from a Chinese website again 😭😭😭😭

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Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

5 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United: HERE WE GO! Done deal between Juventus and Man United on permanent move. Cristiano has accepted the contract proposal from Manchester United and he’s coming back. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo Medical to be scheduled soon. CR7 IS BACK. Here we go.

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Louis @louis_soper

a month ago

FairPlay give him a passport he’s gone through Colin hendry back doors it’s the least he deserves

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Clydell “Chode” Rhodes @clydellrhodes

2 months ago

Hell of a post on the Facebook. Top 5 all time probably

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HLTCO @HLTCO

2 months ago

I have to rate the level of variety Mexican fans have gone to in trying to disrupt England players’ sleep ahead of the game. 😂

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Jack Barton @jackbart0n

2 months ago

Who really gives a fuck? Rock up to the Azteca, roll the Mexican cunts over and onto the next👍🏻

The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX

2 months ago

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England will face a COMPLICATED game against Mexico: • The altitude at the Azteca is 2,240m above sea level; much higher than the venues England have played at so far: 150m, 80m, 10m and 310m. • Playing at that altitude means physical fatigue can hit harder, and

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Tom Chambers @TomChambers1

2 months ago

Back to 1am then. When it all comes down to it, do you want to say “Remember when England played Mexico at the Azteca in the World Cup in the middle of the night and we all got plenty of sleep and went to work next day” NO. Pack the pubs. Back the boys. Come on England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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GM @Element_M1ller

2 months ago

Against the likes of Honduras, Guatemala, Scotland, El Salvador, Haiti - just to name a few. Stat padding. Fuck the tequila drinking, taco eating, wrestling mask wearing, cartel cunts. Viva England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Match of the Day @BBCMOTD

2 months ago

Mexico are formidable at the Azteca Stadium 🏰🇲🇽 In 57 years, they have only lost two competitive games at the ground - will England make it a third 🤔 #FifaWorldCup