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Every woman I know follows sad animal accounts where they show you a cat and say "Meowsers will be executed at point blank range if your petless friend Keith doesn't adopt her by Thursday"
@davidshimel “Dirty” beverages are having a moment rn
@alexandrascaggs Evidently he went out of his way to get a role in Cocaine Bear because she was in it
Women forget acab when they see a firefighter with a mustache
When lightning jumps from one cloud to another, that’s how clouds flirt
Mamdani needs to WD-40 the trains. These halts are too screeching
Each year tech bros make a pilgrimage to East Williamsburg and take home with them as many vibes as TSA will legally allow
@magnushambleton @paularambles This is the correct answer
Finally I can slurp my way from one tweet to the next
MouthPad is a touchpad you drive with your tongue. Now available across the US.
Turns out linen “isn’t supposed to be wrinkly”
If fresh water is so "fresh" why does it look worse??
Waking up is the worst invention since going to sleep
Video games make a lot of sense. No one wants to ACTUALLY snowboard
The otter industrial complex made up the hand holding thing to sell you more OTTERS
Just found out private equity is just like regular equity but they're shy 🥺
Crazy to think that half of ladybugs are men
Siméon @Simeon_Cps
10K Followers 3K Following Building world-models for verified AI inference in London | former founder & CEO of SaferAI
melanie ✨ @melavfzo
6 Followers 223 Following 18 🌒 looking for a content partner this week 🌶 only replying here ⬇️
∴猫舌エンジン... @Ckov24
87 Followers 3K Following
taco belle @animalologist
13K Followers 3K Following pretty girls don’t know the things that I know experimental humanities, comms, community. celebrating, grieving, getting distracted. wondering how people relate
一華 (いちか) @mQ86b4rZ5Iu3fkY
7 Followers 1K Following セクシー日本美女、曲線美、熱烈デートを求め中。身長168cm、三囲完璧、ストッキングハイヒール好き、デートで目が離せない。LINE連絡、デート詳細プライベートで。
mare @maremarebell
553 Followers 576 Following unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. (cat in bathtub version)
OliviaOliver @w9y54xuo0cEi85
10 Followers 1K Following
Jeffrey Emanuel @doodlestein
47K Followers 14K Following Former Quant Investor | My Open Source Projects: https://t.co/9qbOCDlaqM | Try https://t.co/oCtjI2mBIl , my collection of agent coding tooling.
John Jessica @JohnJessic20100
665 Followers 3K Following
Cucir @Cucir1997
6 Followers 47 Following
Kevin Hoskins @kevinhoskins
1K Followers 465 Following Los Angeles via Boston #Movies #Music #MBA #Sustainable Business #Consultant #Tour Manager #Creative Producer
Leawnag @Leawnag9128712
35 Followers 1K Following
Varun @Smart_enouf
387 Followers 6K Following 💻 Software Developer | Passionate about coding & innovation | NSUT '24 📚 | AI/Ml enthusiast/Pupil@Codeforces(1213)
Searrto @Searrto656RlR
27 Followers 769 Following
Medortharen @Medortharencw_
56 Followers 3K Following
Snorsishaw @SnorsishawL5s3
38 Followers 4K Following
Tashey @TasheysZXQ
38 Followers 4K Following
FVN STVFF @davidshimel
676 Followers 555 Following Probing reality at the nexus of music and computing. Solving healthcare with AI @SierraPlatform. ex @Stripe, @Google.
Jose Bigio he/him @JnBigio
193 Followers 2K Following Enjoying NYC following serendipity and writing 100 blog posts Anon feedback: https://t.co/DrBafC6rZb
Dressaush @DressaushKMPG_
76 Followers 7K Following
Tearrirth @TearrirthyjiCL
49 Followers 4K Following
Detesson @DetessonZnkCyP
38 Followers 3K Following
DianaBauer @1xSrTy5FmFbphm
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Plore @PloreHBrxHaa
41 Followers 4K Following
Neeshes @Neeshesl8VFFM
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Smotearl @SmotearlWCTFux
34 Followers 506 Following
Thueteigh @ThueteighRaY
50 Followers 3K Following
Sheteet @sheteet21394
66 Followers 5K Following
Nensloa @Nensloagt2L
36 Followers 3K Following
Fiona @Nethet396532
79 Followers 7K Following With a fire in your heart and a light in your eyes, what you love is your life.
MarinaHarrod @9p6s3lCLU7Kl1
62 Followers 7K Following
Tises @Tises260180
74 Followers 7K Following
Nsikak Jimmy @JimiUdoh
57 Followers 1K Following Ability to weather storms till the very end of the tunnel.
Lepey @Lepey134690
67 Followers 5K Following
Thucoughr @thucoughr60863
6 Followers 309 Following A fashion enthusiast and investor in the US stock market. I alternate my time between fashion design and analyzing financial market performance.
Aurelia_ @Aurelia1010762
85 Followers 5K Following
8_JaneD_AJ3AS @8Aj3as11099
3 Followers 261 Following
us_Nora_ @usNora192626
3 Followers 258 Following
Indigo @Indigo758357701
7 Followers 387 Following
Tounneth @tounneth22931
22 Followers 2K Following
David Bisset @dimensionmedia
28K Followers 1K Following Dad³. PHP/WordPress/BuddyPress. Project Manager @AwesomeMotive. #WCMIA Cofounder. Meetup & event organizer. Tweets & ❤️ are my own. Find me: https://t.co/t7F5eYmnq6
Daniel Hayes Smith @danielhayesmith
11K Followers 4K Following Building civic tech systems for governments & nonprofits. Now: Pinellas County. Awesome Cause. Disaster Hub. Favs: @cloudflare @openai and @pepsi zero
Aella @Aella_Girl
253K Followers 413 Following whorelord, survey artist, sample size queen, way too earnest. https://t.co/IcEgPhWaSW
P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem
40K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/zOTZuKD3Sc is a newsletter about why your brain feels bad. Breaking Awake is my new book about drugs and surviving america. order it now 😇
Jason Koebler @jason_koebler
39K Followers 2K Following Journalist @404mediaco, former EIC @motherboard Signal: jason.404 // email: [email protected]
Zack Korman @ZackKorman
16K Followers 2K Following Cofounder @ Embroidery. Building AI cybersecurity stuff.
Sholto Douglas @_sholtodouglas
56K Followers 2K Following Scaling RL @AnthropicAI, ex @DeepMind - working towards intelligence too cheap to meter
Matt Pocock @mattpocockuk
331K Followers 799 Following I teach devs for a living. Author of Total TypeScript and AI Hero. Ex-@vercel. Used to be a voice coach.
Drake Thomas @MaskedTorah
2K Followers 500 Following System cards, risk reports, and misc safety takes at Anthropic; math; puzzles; spaced repetition. Writes with too many caveats for Twitter.
Georgi Gerganov @ggerganov
71K Followers 293 Following 24th at the Electrica puzzle challenge | building https://t.co/baTQS2bL7I | engineer @huggingface
Patience 🧐 @patiencehaggin
6K Followers 9K Following Reporter @WSJ on telecom, broadband & digital advertising 🕵🏻♀️ Read more books, fewer tweets 📚 That joke you just made about my name was funny
Benjamin Pasero @BenjaminPasero
9K Followers 63 Following Claude Code at @anthropicai. Previously VS @code at Microsoft.
Amina @Amina_io
20K Followers 9K Following woman computer interaction ~ i like information ~ 元アイドル ex jpop idol! prev featured in Forbes, The Japan Times + others!
tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft
28K Followers 1K Following I make tapestries about unions and socialism
Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8
705 Followers 401 Following help I'm trapped in your phone!! Ha ha just kidding. We like to have fun here
Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy
7K Followers 6 Following IT Manager. Expert in technical gaslighting, server-room napping, and monetizing corporate inertia. Your ticket has been automatically archived.
snoopy @snoopy35b
375 Followers 3 Following My little Snoopy account for me and my family. We’ll stay together until our family grows bigger. 🤍🐶
rachel @rachcorrine
52K Followers 195 Following cracked out / recovering hopeless romantic / absolutely bat shit / making men hot again / running sometimes / writing a lot of the time
keachhagey @keachhagey
15K Followers 1K Following WSJ enterprise reporter for media and tech. Mom of three. Author of the new biography of Sam Altman, The Optimist: https://t.co/8HSWXu2vdK
Alexander Panfilov @kotekjedi_ml
9K Followers 378 Following MATS 9.0 | PhD @ELLISInst_Tue & @MPI_IS doing AI Safety & Adversarial ML
Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove
24K Followers 2K Following Follow for notes on learning how to be human. Writer of Girl Like a Bomb • I'm Your Cult Leader, Baby • The Crooked God Machine • Teach Robots Love Newsletter
NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_... @japan_nobunaga
457K Followers 0 Following A samurai in the America he always dreamed of. Bigger than the books said. Braver than the movies. Kinder than I dreamed. Still bowing. Still learning.
Just Another Pod Guy @TMTLongShort
56K Followers 10K Following Economic Blitzkrieg. Never said it was a good bet, just a complex bet. Decoupling ™️ Long/Short Tech Investor. Will say retarded shit often. 🫡
Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine
40K Followers 690 Following Matchmaker & Dating Coach. 7,000+ happy clients. As seen in the NYT, WSJ, Forbes, and on Shark Tank.
hashkitten @hash_kitten
4K Followers 186 Following vulnerability research @assetnote // hacking // codegolf // ctf with 🛹🐶
Siméon @Simeon_Cps
10K Followers 3K Following Building world-models for verified AI inference in London | former founder & CEO of SaferAI
Jeffrey Ladish @JeffLadish
18K Followers 1K Following Applying the security mindset to everything @PalisadeAI
AAArdvark @aaardvarka11y
33 Followers 352 Following AAArdvark helps digital agencies and professionals manage a11y projects with our comprehensive accessibility testing tool for audits, tracking, and reporting.
Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson
2.0M Followers 666 Following Conquering death will be humanity’s greatest achievement.
Sarah Wolf @sarahzorah
12K Followers 967 Following Head of Startup Marketing @anthropicai @claudeai | Opinions are my own
Delba @delba_oliveira
122K Followers 717 Following For the love of the craft. Claude Code • @ClaudeDevs @AnthropicAI | Prev. @Vercel
Anthony Morris ツ @amorriscode
37K Followers 2K Following claude code @anthropicAI | ex @stripe → https://t.co/AjndW0qdf0
taco belle @animalologist
13K Followers 3K Following pretty girls don’t know the things that I know experimental humanities, comms, community. celebrating, grieving, getting distracted. wondering how people relate
Kath Korevec @simpsoka
32K Followers 618 Following Codex @OpenAI. Previously GitHub, Google, Vercel, Heroku.
Tobin South @TobinSouth
5K Followers 2K Following the last of the engineers @AnthropicAI, research fellow @Stanford on agents, and 🇦🇺🏃🕺, prev: PhD @MIT
Antithesis @AntithesisHQ
5K Followers 64 Following Compress years of production hardening into minutes — in CI, in dev, or in /loop — so you can merge fearlessly.
Debbie O'Brien @debs_obrien
23K Followers 1K Following Helping you all learn AI, MCPs and more. Twin mum 👶👶, @GoogleDevExpert, @github ⭐ alumni https://t.co/gHfIDuhSrR
Amanda Askell @AmandaAskell
108K Followers 663 Following Philosopher & ethicist trying to make AI be good @AnthropicAI. Personal account. All opinions come from my training data.
Mitchell Hashimoto @mitchellh
222K Followers 151 Following Co-founder of @Superlogical. Creator of Ghostty. 👻 Prev founded @HashiCorp, created Vagrant, Terraform, Vault, and others.
Helen Toner @hlntnr
37K Followers 1K Following AI, national security, China. Part of the founding team at @CSETGeorgetown (opinions my own). Author of Rising Tide on substack: https://t.co/LKAoyL00iB
Dwarkesh Patel @dwarkesh_sp
253K Followers 1K Following Host of @dwarkeshpodcast https://t.co/3SXlu7fy6N https://t.co/4DPAxODFYi https://t.co/hQfIWdM1Un























