Kevin Davison @kevd2

@NickBuckleyMBE I am a cyclist and that ABSOLUTELY disgusts me!

@VirginAtlantic no way to contact you directly and no points for a recent US flight. What to do?

@GWRHelp 🙏🏼

@GWRHelp what’s the story with the 6.42 from Frome? The app is saying Green and Cancelled? Thanks

British Army Humour An innocent typo was made and all parties involved have gotten as much enjoyment as they could out of it! Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day that he retired he received a letter from the Personnel Department of the Ministry of Defence setting out details of his pension and, in particular, the tax-free ‘lump sum’ award, (based upon completed years of service), that he would receive in addition to his monthly pension. The letter read, "Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren, We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366. Accordingly your lump sum payment, based on years served, has been calculated as £68,500. You will receive a cheque for this amount in due course. Yours sincerely Army Paymaster” Colonel Maclaren replied; “Dear Paymaster, Thank you for your recent letter confirming that I served as an officer in the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards between 1st February 1366 and 1st March 2001 – a total period of 635 years and 1 month. I note however that you have calculated my lump sum to be £68, 500, which seems to be considerably less than it should be bearing in mind my length of service since I received my commission from King Edward III. By my calculation, allowing for interest payments and currency fluctuations, my lump sum should actually be £6, 427, 586, 619. 47p. I look forward to receiving a cheque for this amount in due course. Yours sincerely, Robert Maclaren (Lt Col Retd)” A month passed by and then in early April, a stout manilla envelope from the Ministry of Defence in Edinburgh dropped through Col. Maclaren’s letter box, it read: “Dear Lt Colonel Maclaren, We have reviewed the circumstances of your case as outlined in your recent letter to us dated 8th March inst. We do indeed confirm that you were commissioned into the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards by King Edward III at Edinburgh Castle on 1st February 1366, and that you served continuously for the following 635 years and 1 month. We have re-calculated your pension and have pleasure in confirming that the lump sum payment due to you is indeed £6, 427, 586, 619. 47p. However, we also note that according to our records you are the only surviving officer who had command responsibility during the following campaigns and battles; The Wars of the Roses 1455 -1485 (Including the battles of Bosworth Field, Barnet and Towton) The Civil War 1642 -1651 (Including the battles Edge Hill, Naseby and the conquest of Ireland) The Napoleonic War 1803 – 1815 (including the battle of Waterloo and the Peninsular War) The Crimean War (1853 – 1856) (including the battle of Sevastopol and the Charge of the Light Brigade) The Boer War (1899 -1902) World War One (1914-1918). We would therefore wish to know what happened to the following, which do not appear to have been returned to Stores by you on completion of operations: 9765 Cannons 26,785 Swords 12,889 Pikes 127,345 Rifles (with bayonets) 28,987 horses (fully kitted Plus three complete marching bands with instruments and banners. We have calculated the total cost of these items and they amount to £6,427,518.119.47p. We have therefore subtracted this sum from your lump sum, leaving a residual amount of £68,500, for which you will receive a cheque in due course. Yours sincerely . . . .” 😁😁😁

@AmazonAds @AmazonAds4You if you are Amazon then I wanted to let you know I have cancelled my Prime membership as a response to your Ads. I hope 🤞🏼that many others do the same

@Sustrans @twotunnelsbath I tried to use the tunnel yesterday and still closed 😳 Are you saying that it’s *still* flooded? Annoying there was no sign by the Greenway path exit saying it was closed

@sebmatthews I’ve always thought you’re “interesting” 😉

I am SICK AND TIRED of having my safety threatened by the anti-cycling attitudes of "Royal" Kensington and Chelsea, @RBKC, which is the richest borough in Britain. This was my attempt to keep me and my wife safe while cycling through K&C last weekend. Something has to change.

@PuppiesIover @Cazar00 and this

@buitengebieden @Cazar00 I love this

The landing.. 😊

@PrimeVideo what can I do to let you know that I have found some episode titles mismatching the episodes?

💃We’re thrilled to be the very first UK Train Operator to rise to the #Jerusalemachallenge! 🕺Our amazing colleagues, and friends at @networkrail and @HeathrowExpress took it to another level at Paddington station! 👏 😃We hope this makes you smile today! #Jerusalema

@TheOxfordWineCo Pretty shop

@LePortlyVintner @TheOxfordWineCo But, another #owc, something to be proud of? I personally love their way of business, not that OddBins was not good

@jam2econd And I am so proud to have ridden them

The diversification of #GWR 😁

@UKTomTom issues this morning? I can’t sync to MyDrive and can’t login. Tks

@Tripadvisoruk Thanks for that. I’m not having trouble creating a trip, I can’t start the trip from yesterday. How can I do that?

@Tripadvisoruk how can I create a trip starting yesterday using the IOS app?