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After some consideration I have decided they can keep their mouse toys
It was in a fold of my fabric scrap hamper and both the hamper and most of the scraps are trashed already
Normally “cat of the month” is a fun bit I do but this month it is SERIOUS and BOTH ARE DISQUALIFIED because I just found a dead rotting mouse and neither of them had killed it, told me about it, showed interest in its tomb, anything.
wintergreen implies the existence of summergreen, springgreen, and fallgreen
@RedThunderAudio Definitely naming one of them Pete Moss
Help me name my mosses! We have Kate Moss, Elisabeth Moss, Mossimo, and three others that need names
@RedThunderAudio Who would waste good cheese by exploding it? Honestly.
@AboutVultures no but i think she might if she goes through a bad breakup
@AboutVultures ok this time it might work google.com/search?client=…
If I frame my hysterectomy as “giving birth to my own organs” do you think I can get maternity leave for it?
@Leigh_47 99 - it used to be 9009 because it's a super cool calculator joke, but all those zeros took too long to say
@AboutVultures thank you for understanding i settled for using colorful felt-tip pens which are not as precise but allowed me to color code
I went out and bought a planner (which I’m using) and colored pens (for color coding the planner) and then I LEFT THE COLORED PENS AT WORK and now I have to choose between color-coding and working from home 😭
it is not fair that endo gives me constant ab pain but doesn't give me abs
in my first derby board meeting and we're 52 minutes in even though we had 10 minutes of content
Shoes was practicing her Cat of the Month headshot and surprise contender Sandals wanted to join
One of my cats loves churus. The other cat loves playing with the empty wrapper.
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