Hugh Carr @kiverule

592 Followers 762 Following If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetites.

Jerald Houston @psnnnca

611 Followers 741 Following Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetites.

Reginald Stephens @idininil

615 Followers 775 Following It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its head. Follow it and you will not see its back.

Hugh Rosser @angnmescab

619 Followers 770 Following The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Felix Rizzo @eptalinjoicis

589 Followers 779 Following May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.

Patrick Spellman @acesstela

578 Followers 590 Following Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade.

Jedidiah Trotter @trpashe

589 Followers 698 Following Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting him

Rodger Wolff @spherdioveri

617 Followers 770 Following I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

Виссарион Б... @slymarn

640 Followers 846 Following Увы! Многие в бытность женихом и невестой не знали ничего, кроме поэзии, а после женитьбы жили всегда в прозе.

Как мало на свете таких безупречных женщин, которые хотя бы раз на дню не давали своим мужьям повода пожалеть о том, что они женаты, и позавидовать холостякам.

Лаврентий Б... @rcheroptende

644 Followers 895 Following Как мало на свете таких безупречных женщин, которые хотя бы раз на дню не давали своим мужьям повода пожалеть о том, что они женаты, и позавидовать холостякам.

Ефрем Пушта... @ereledome

605 Followers 901 Following Гордость происходит от недостаточного размышления и незнания самого себя.

Радим Аничк... @ygusstrcedisp

590 Followers 999 Following Меня хвалили великое множество раз, и я всегда смущался; я каждый раз чувствовал, что можно было сказать больше.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

Austen Ridenour @lendanssmo

544 Followers 510 Following Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

Jared Maier @hereralon

612 Followers 577 Following The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing what to do.

Noel Bacon @ftiateus

568 Followers 771 Following Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.

Virgil Skeen @oronesel

562 Followers 731 Following There is value in everybody's gift. No matter how hard to find or strange it is.

Парфен Емел... @ictelitidone

627 Followers 921 Following Если женщина считает себя сексапильной — она сексапильна.

Myron Bankston @atochorfife

543 Followers 537 Following If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.

Raymond Daley @remaplylyew

620 Followers 540 Following

Noah Wilkinson @ewephlidarma

621 Followers 602 Following The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.

Griffin Marx @tiupolitophe

608 Followers 767 Following If this world were what it seems it should be, it is clear that it would be impossible for one man to enslave another.

Oswin Pitcher @fresunco

588 Followers 745 Following Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, they go out and buy more tunnel.

Bruce Neff @asaclole

633 Followers 731 Following It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

Владилен Са... @ccowioly

613 Followers 850 Following Когда кошка хочет поймать мышку, она притворяется мышкой.

Якуб Лапшин @aneriter

636 Followers 920 Following Тщеславие – это гордость других людей.

Solomon Caudle @sligrchal

569 Followers 487 Following We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.

Eleazar Simms @anenmolet

594 Followers 536 Following Regrets are idle yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently.

Harvey Thorn @kycanenlent

632 Followers 569 Following I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I'd bet the main house. I wouldn't even bet the outhouse on Mondale.

Shaun Downes @tigikhocten

601 Followers 651 Following No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

Cyrus Sutter @estosmctrble

622 Followers 655 Following Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.

Ralf Passmore @natheridmy

590 Followers 708 Following I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a man without money rather than money without a man.

Aldous Goolsby @ncatesq

604 Followers 782 Following The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

Branden King @illyntheri

589 Followers 803 Following In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.

Всеслав Кле... @dubucoun

613 Followers 963 Following В деле налогов следует принимать в соображение не то, что народ может дать, а то, что он может давать всегда.

Arron Alford @ckaricou

594 Followers 487 Following Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos - the trees, the clouds, everything.

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

Isiah Orozco @othysntin

601 Followers 514 Following Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

Frederick Cable @poatycat

565 Followers 576 Following You must be still in the midst of activity, and be vibrantly alive in repose.

Alfred Swartz @oglaze

574 Followers 701 Following The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Osborn Weiner @alintrtar

602 Followers 703 Following The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Neal Dugan @cocungnonid

554 Followers 774 Following A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

Elmer Hardesty @ptoveleriredon

603 Followers 771 Following Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Stewart Utley @echoomisi

590 Followers 747 Following An ounce of hypocracy is worth a pound of ambition.

Дорога к истине вымощена парадоксами. Чтобы постигнуть Действительность, надо видеть, как она балансирует на канате.

Евлампий Ар... @uzallite

645 Followers 845 Following Дорога к истине вымощена парадоксами. Чтобы постигнуть Действительность, надо видеть, как она балансирует на канате.

Парамон Лис... @oanepratyatr

622 Followers 911 Following Нужно жить или скромником, или цезарем.

Lucius Zamora @orphyousog

557 Followers 490 Following The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.

Terence Mckenzie @cetaspro

579 Followers 604 Following Push on, friend. You're just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.

Moris Silvers @achyndesho

563 Followers 623 Following I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Jerald Humphrey @lanroreri

552 Followers 734 Following Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Derrick Hindman @aeablelded

549 Followers 607 Following A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.

Denis Cardoza @amicatir

654 Followers 775 Following Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.

Bertram Banner @ulifich

601 Followers 592 Following

Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

Jerald Peek @biphexanic

613 Followers 494 Following Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Blaze Higgs @iolexanita

630 Followers 728 Following The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Percival Prater @ertinnniteger

586 Followers 749 Following He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Shawn Menendez @ametile

558 Followers 534 Following Patience and perserverence have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.

Chronicling your wild lives, one text at a time.

Contact: hello@textsfromlastnight.com

Texts From Last Night @TFLN

2.7M Followers 819 Following Chronicling your wild lives, one text at a time. Contact: [email protected]

The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.

Malcolm Ingalls @acetille

561 Followers 776 Following The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.

Justin Lacroix @elanzebrti

597 Followers 762 Following If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.

Adolf Shell @easese

545 Followers 711 Following Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.

Gerald Briggs @rpelkeo

575 Followers 727 Following I have found it difficult to endear myself to those who could best positively affect the quality of my life.

James Sandlin @larineco

607 Followers 809 Following Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

I have been like a child walking along the shore line. Quickly discarding one sea shell for another of more outward beauty-- never to know the pearl within!

Nathaniel Low @lersca

595 Followers 770 Following I have been like a child walking along the shore line. Quickly discarding one sea shell for another of more outward beauty-- never to know the pearl within!

Curtis Espinal @rajulfrtit

557 Followers 807 Following A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Adolph Oakley @elonhi

586 Followers 510 Following To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.

Wilfred Whiteman @epetsticke

593 Followers 769 Following You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.

Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened Into the rose-garden. My words echo Thus, in your mind.

Dominick Huey @tmioliespencti

592 Followers 776 Following Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened Into the rose-garden. My words echo Thus, in your mind.

Rachel Zoe @rzrachelzoe

2K Followers 0 Following Please find me at my new twitter handle, @rachelzoe. (http://t.co/mLlJdIO0)

Zachariah Guthrie @amensre

582 Followers 492 Following Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.

Lambert Whitehead @xburesi

567 Followers 572 Following Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he'll escape.

средневек Ol... @oditemmigu

586 Followers 634 Following All art is an imitation of nature.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

Peregrine Morrison @izootetermati

593 Followers 633 Following If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

Rudolf Brogan @anclymomedl

626 Followers 606 Following To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!

Shon Feeney @rolusyei

566 Followers 692 Following Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.

Batman I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic What are you Batman I'm Batman

Hiram Bedard @eacherityprr

575 Followers 491 Following Batman I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic What are you Batman I'm Batman

Викентий Ко... @esqunggelem

596 Followers 925 Following Не будет пушек, не будет и масла.

Jerome Scribner @etaddo

592 Followers 680 Following Good taste is always an asset.

Green Day @GreenDay

4.5M Followers 174 Following God’s Favorite Band. Nimrods, a Green Day comedy hits theaters on August 14.

Bryan Curley @oriciae

598 Followers 687 Following Life without the courage for death is slavery.

Humphry Reagan @sslederan

634 Followers 769 Following

Barnard Mullis @usulanoureveht

586 Followers 746 Following It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.

Piers Alcorn @eritrale

608 Followers 701 Following When we are young, friends are, like everything else, a matter of course. In the old days we know what it means to have them.

Lucas Newsome @llaeraric

610 Followers 764 Following All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.

Archibald Lash @oaryglate

598 Followers 538 Following We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.

Azariah Nutt @lpleche

627 Followers 739 Following I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Михаил Клен... @eunedolitiomi

646 Followers 912 Following В счастье легко найти друга, в несчастье же – в высшей степени трудно.

Lazarus Pedroza @ntarainiss

630 Followers 764 Following Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Брак не может быть счастливым, если супруги до вступления в союз не узнали в совершенстве нравы, привычки и характеры друг друга.

Стоян Садон... @mivenen

627 Followers 806 Following Брак не может быть счастливым, если супруги до вступления в союз не узнали в совершенстве нравы, привычки и характеры друг друга.

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

10.2M Followers 2K Following We are on a planet in outer space

Elijah Barbee @antishtopeag

611 Followers 726 Following I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.

Timothy Allard @iftregl

596 Followers 739 Following Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

When someone is giving you their theology, their God words, you should listen hard and be very gentle. The time to deliver your God words is when you are asked.

Emery Hetrick @tohaeshe

602 Followers 501 Following When someone is giving you their theology, their God words, you should listen hard and be very gentle. The time to deliver your God words is when you are asked.