kels @klsweb

married to reedo, mama to em/max, and beyond ready for people to act more compassionately toward one another - jesus showed us a better way Portland OR Joined May 2009

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kels @klsweb

3 years ago

@MichaelChase23 Should I just mute you now?

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kels @klsweb

3 years ago

@TheSwedishIvy New Nancy Clancy series (young chapter books) and Ivy & Bean

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kels @klsweb

4 years ago

@hillarylodge @BethMooreLPM x.com/bethmoorelpm/s…

Humans were not fashioned by God for celebrity. We can’t take it, I’m telling you. It’s too much. To be greatly adored or greatly abhorred either one is crazy-making & both attend celebrity. A lot of celebrities crash but all of them crack. We’re craving our own public breakdown.

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kels @klsweb

4 years ago

@stenersonMN Is there a secret list you can share?

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kels @klsweb

4 years ago

@courtneyrsexton @LShalott Before you take on Mastodon (‼️), is there a gas tank update?

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4 years ago

@stenersonMN x.com/number10cat/st…

Larry the Cat @Number10cat

4 years ago

For those asking from around the world how Britain has gotten into this mess: - The Conservative Party has always been obsessed with Europe - This caused divides making the party hard to manage - Back in 2015 then Prime Minister David Cameron had an idea

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kels @klsweb

4 years ago

@taylorsschumann You didn’t mention how absolutely foul (not a pun, promise!) it is to cut up.

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AJ Kay @AJKayWriter

4 years ago

I’m a birthmother. I gave my firstborn up for adoption when I was 19. I didn’t decide until 35wks —8mo— because, despite having been literally abandoned by my boyfriend, her birthfather (he left the state weeks after finding out), I still wanted desperately to keep her… 1/18

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kels @klsweb

5 years ago

@angela_denker Your board should be supporting you actually getting that (contractual?) time off…so who can take over duties, what level of care for the congregation can we make up on her behalf, etc. Time to have a brainstorming session with the personnel committee?

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kels @klsweb

5 years ago

@tdburnette @trippfuller @masonmennenga Obviously cut up rice krispy treat

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Scott Savage @scottsavagelive

5 years ago

Beware the temptation to go looking for fights, only embodying the turning-over-the-tables expression by Jesus. Beware the temptation to run from every fight, seeking faux-harmony and shallow unity.

Karen Swallow Prior (Notorious KSP) @KSPrior

5 years ago

“Do you know, every time I indulge in what you call one of these ‘dog-fights’ the sales of the Gospel Witness go right up. What about that?” “Well,” I replied, “I have always observed that if there is a dog-fight a crowd gathers.” This is amazing. 👇 thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/evangeli…

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kels @klsweb

5 years ago

@mcoleyyy Allowance for kids...lots of them

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kels @klsweb

6 years ago

@edstetzer Songs are prerecorded, then intro, prayer, scripture readings, sermon, et cetera are live. Are you curious about a smooth transition?

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6 years ago

@cowatso

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kels @klsweb

6 years ago

@taylorsschumann Because that’s about what it takes to get kids to not look like goofballs in photos...he’s so freaking cute ♥️

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Gretchen Ronnevik @garonnevik

6 years ago

Young mom: how do you do it all? Me: I don’t. Young mom: but it looks like... Me: no. Young mom: so... Me: I rotate things that I drop. Sometimes the dishes don’t get done. Sometimes the writing doesn’t get done. Sometimes I just never see friends... Young mom: oh.

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Karen Swallow Prior (Notorious KSP) @KSPrior

6 years ago

“I was so far down this conspiracy black hole that I was essentially picking and choosing whatever narrative I wanted to believe in.”

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy

6 years ago

Former QAnon believer to @andersoncooper: "I apologize for thinking that you ate babies"

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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps

6 years ago

This is hard to watch. I hope leaders at all levels of government are giving thought to ways to help disillusioned believers return to productive lives

Matthew Sheffield @mattsheffield

6 years ago

Conservative elites spent 60 years poisoning GOP voters' minds w/lies about gay militias, terrorist minorities, socialism, & atheist devils. The net effects were visible on 1/6 but also in the video below. The people harmed the most by Trump & the GOP are their own supporters.