Ben Parry @klumaster

Trying to evacuate to BlueSky. @benparry.bsky.social Bluesky hopefully? Joined January 2013

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Ben Parry @klumaster

3 weeks ago

@MickWest I KNEW you were getting money from the de-fence industry

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Ben Parry @klumaster

2 months ago

@iquilezles @tsoding I prefer the old ways. Call it afrojridfdne()

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@GGSH099 @melville18703 @MickWest The fence at the bottom is either being looked down on, or severely tilted. And it looks exactly like you'd expect a photo of two things sticking out of a lake to look. I mean, sure, you can't know that *any* photo is really of the thing it looks like...

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Ben Parry @klumaster

3 months ago

@GGSH099 @melville18703 @MickWest That reads very obviously as a lake photo to me

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Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit

4 months ago

will this unweighted 6-sided die land on 1? some might say it's more likely that it will than won't. but i can't emphasize enough how absurd that is. all we know about dice, physics, and probability would have to be wrong. anyway now that we've demonstrated it can't land on 1,

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allison harvard burke @alliharvard

10 months ago

Jim Henson's original sketch of Kermit, 1955

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Ben Parry @klumaster

6 months ago

@Orbitaldropkick Spelling question: began/begun?

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Ben Parry @klumaster

7 months ago

@xai This is fucking vile

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Ben Parry @klumaster

8 months ago

@dieworkwear Of course you like it, it's one-house walkable neighbourhood

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8 months ago

In 1983, a Pixar engineer pulled off one of the craziest C hacks ever. He merged a switch and a do-while loop just to make code faster. It looked illegal. It wasn’t. It’s called Duff’s Device.

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Ben Parry @klumaster

a year ago

@SebAaltonen This is like a phone from a video game

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Ben Parry @klumaster

a year ago

@SebAaltonen It's those damn Triangle Companies at it again.

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Ben Parry @klumaster

a year ago

@SebAaltonen Not looking forward to the day they start using HDR

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Ben Parry @klumaster

a year ago

@slime_golem Follow updated

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JD Vance @JDVance

a year ago

“A real man would force the secret service to post his kids’ weekend address on the internet,” said Jeff Computers, a very smart and well-adjusted human being.