𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

I got hacked by some dipshit so sorry if someone name Randy messaged you. Joined July 2011

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

@WadeCorrell Yes a mfer can 😎

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

I don’t ask for much. I just want almond butter uncrustables. Please & Thank you @Uncrustables

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͏ ͏͏ ͏𐙚 @softdeIicacy

3 years ago

the surreal beauty of wisteria flowers.

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3 years ago

@shawtyastrology 8th house and just rich

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3 years ago

@autidogg

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

Your parents could afford name brand Harry Potter movies? Must be nice.

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

I can’t wait until my daughter is in college and I can send her Valentine care packages that are better than any a crusty frat boy could muster up.

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@mysticbrigid It hit me like 20 min before we landed and I held it as long as I could then when we were all getting off the plane I yelled at Matt and told him to just push through people and I got to the little hallway before getting in the airport and just threw up everywhere like 4 times

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

You don’t know pain & embarrassment until you get food poisoning the same day you have to fly home and it doesn’t hit you until you’re getting off the first flight where you proceed to throw up on the ground in front of everyone else getting off your flight.

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

You know what else is weird but fucking beautiful besides snow on the beach?? Me. Follow me for me tips & tricks to make your mental health 10/10

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

My Baby: *barely bonks head* Me: *kind of laughs* Baby: oh yeah? I’m going to cry so hard about this that I throw up all over you. Keep laughing bitch

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

Put this on my tombstone

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3 years ago

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

Listen, I’m not saying I WILL, but sometimes I WANT…. To be a lil toxic. I am not sorry and I’ll take no questions at this time.

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

3 years ago

Can’t trust a person who doesn’t take their music apps seriously.

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

4 years ago

@LavenousCAM2 The amount of shit talk they all say to each other is wild 😂 they are all so angry

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

4 years ago

Since our baby has been born, it’s been tradition for Matt and I to watch really bad early 2000 reality tv. We began with wife swap and are currently on ink master.

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𝐊𝐲la @kylarson

4 years ago

The other day my husband told me that I’m usually pretty funny as is but the other night I had him laughing to the point of tears and I take that as one of my biggest victories. Making people laugh is one of the best feelings, hands down.