Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

prison Joined April 2009

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29
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84
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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

3 years ago

@acorns Unless you're an American born in another country. Then they don't want you.

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Succulent Vanilla @biggpound

10 years ago

thanc da boi wunsin a wile . . . he do a lot 4 u . . !

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Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts

10 years ago

croat have flavor

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

9 years ago

@Daunte67934026 @Jatheish They call me Luke Usuall

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

9 years ago

@Markystrattz @survivetheark What about people who have jobs but don't work?

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

10 years ago

Bidj fuk u ok?

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Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts

11 years ago

they may look like two carros but they tasted like dog spray when i lick them ok

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Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts

13 years ago

If you hire a small man to hide a carrot in your house then you close your eyes and try to find it ,it will take 3 hours but it's worth it

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

13 years ago

@JODYHiGHROLLER Stepdad, hands down. @fancystepdad

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

14 years ago

I just stopped my car on the way home to stare and honk at a tiny snowman atop a parked car for my own enjoyment. What is wrong with me?

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

14 years ago

@DoktorMeeshull My Cadillac isn't even blue.

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

14 years ago

@DoktorMeeshull Don't do this to me.

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

14 years ago

Who cares?

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

15 years ago

hafoom

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

17 years ago

I once was a bread pan.

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

17 years ago

This town needs an enema.

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Bobby DeSmorfia @lancelukan

17 years ago

I will not have this Chay-oss in my house.

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booking info: bookpoundnow@gmail.com

(i once used twitter business API to DM anyone that opens DMs with me. i cant change it, it doesnt show me the message)

Succulent Vanilla @biggpound

12K Followers 224 Following booking info: [email protected] (i once used twitter business API to DM anyone that opens DMs with me. i cant change it, it doesnt show me the message)

Josh Tolle @thejoshtolle

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Kera Blankenship @xoxokera

34 Followers 93 Following 21. Single lady. Night owl. Heart of gold. Instagram/KIK: kerathebear

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37 Followers 39 Following In oblivion

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27 Followers 191 Following

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7 Followers 7 Following

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Your home for everything ARK: Survival Ascended & ARK 2. Not affiliated with @survivetheark | @FuseyGG Network - 🔗 https://t.co/sUsU8cdFxd

ARK Ascended News @ARKAscendedNews

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showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd

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US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.

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wint @dril

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1.4M Followers 11K Following It's better over here.

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Earnie Banders @Known_Criminal

49 Followers 86 Following “If they hate den let em hate and watch the money pile up.”-Curtis 50 Cent Jackson

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Heath D Strattpn @PoppaHeeze

7 Followers 7 Following

Gathering Magic @GatheringMagic

11K Followers 1K Following Magic: The Gathering news, articles, spoilers, videos and more!

ShaQuita @Qui_Bellezfl8

75 Followers 982 Following

Chelsea @frenchy_207

1 Followers 16 Following

chad smith @chudington

5 Followers 6 Following

Lesly Roach @sickBambi12

27 Followers 191 Following

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22 Followers 54 Following

Sarah Redoutey @FancyFlo

26 Followers 65 Following

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177 Followers 619 Following im goofy. im artsy. Mtg enthusists. I wanna be a full time artists. prepare for total nonsense.

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23 Followers 48 Following Sons. Wife. Guns. American Cars. Japanese Motorcycles.

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247 Followers 422 Following Edu-obsessed consultant, bookworm, avid baker, curtain climber

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33 Followers 100 Following Someday I'll have a dream...

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121 Followers 164 Following #BLAillustrations

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