Lane Sorkin @lasork

Corporate softball league runner-up New York, NY Joined June 2009

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Lane Sorkin @lasork

5 days ago

@JumboElliott76 Belgium likely better anyway, but trump killed our juju just like he ruins everything else good and hopeful. Oh well, at least I have the Jets 😔

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2 weeks ago

@ScoopB Scoop you hearing anything on the Nets being in on Watson?

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2 weeks ago

@JumboElliott76 Person. Camera. Racist. Giraffe. Grifter. TV.

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2 weeks ago

@JeffFlake @stuartenyt

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2 weeks ago

@TheBackPage @7BOOMERESIASON And I’m willing to bet he’s said “shut up and dribble” in many a conversation

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3 weeks ago

@NetsDaily @chibbs_1

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So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

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2 months ago

@clarencehilljr It’s been clear for awhile that everything they get pissy about doesn’t apply to their side. It’s so stupid anyway, the stick to sports deflection- I work in advertising do I have to stick to advertising? We don’t tell them to stick to being sex offenders

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2 months ago

@GeriPerna @safetydonlong I agree, I also want to see the J6ers arrested. Again.

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2 months ago

@NickAUSGRIT @Laurie2024

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2 months ago

@mikeryan

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2 months ago

7:06am on a Tuesday - officially the earliest I’ve woken up and thought thank god it’s Friday.

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2 months ago

@sondraa Kay honored his friend perfectly and so did the yanks by piping in his call after the last out

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Warren @swd2

3 months ago

He 100% ate it

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3 months ago

@MaxMannis Positives 1) starters 2) Big G 3) great vibes. Concerns 1) pen, good so far but.. 2) bottom of the order .300 OPS 3) they’re still playing club mixes between every pitch

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3 months ago

@juliaaaraeee Same, and we’re a combined 2-0

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3 months ago

@kenhanscomb @MrChickSports True and fair, I was referring to losing a heartbreaker which builds the toughness to finish the next year. Go terps.

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3 months ago

@Acyn “…every thing that he wrote was wrong and he had 3 different countries labeled as Irak, but we weren’t going to say that to him of course”

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4 months ago

So the point of the Liberty Mutual commercials is that their insurance is for morons, right? Which is a fine strategy if so, that is clearly a huge market, but wondering if that’s the intention