hk 📁 @lisbatail

so sad so sexy she/her Joined November 2011

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hk 📁 @lisbatail

7 months ago

Djo playing in the grocery store. I have no one to talk about this with (except my parasocial relationship with @nicolerafiee)

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miu ₊˚ෆ @trippyfairie

8 months ago

"sorry it's tmi" girl the only tmi i know is tell me immediately

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🦢 @meishato

8 months ago

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch

9 months ago

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife

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ManicMel™️ @manicmelora

9 months ago

i’ve never been hated by a baddie it’s always some neglected animal

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Cathedrals Seer @jasminegalx

10 months ago

do agnostics get raptured or do i need to pay my credit card bill

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Groby @groby5000000

11 months ago

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will Me, nowadays: This summer I'm going to try all of the ice cream flavours.

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has౨ৎ HEARD CHERRY @rrysribbons

a year ago

idk which american person needs to hear this but ur not going to be b*mbed it’s gonna be middle eastern countries that have to pay the price for americas actions yet again and again

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Jenni @hashjenni

a year ago

“finally a day off” my day off:

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Vittor Fernando @vittorfernando

a year ago

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໊ @sonohoor

a year ago

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

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sol @Iuciferandlucia

a year ago

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

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hk 📁 @lisbatail

a year ago

@wednesdaycals @bobby__ricky Going back to school for rad tech after graduating debt free with bachelors in accounting. Three years in accounting and not making anywhere near $80k like school promised…. but my rad tech friends on the other hand…. Making bank.