Lots of Jokes @lotsofjokes
We've got lots of jokes from squeaky clean jokes to down right dirty jokes in hundreds of categories, funny pictures, comics, contests and more. lotsofjokes.com Joined November 2009-
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Half the people you know are below average.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
If you were to drive your car at light speed, what would happen when you turn on the head lights?
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says, Well, I guess that answers THAT question!
A nude jogger was running past two old women. One had a stroke, the other missed!
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes!
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
When you're on a tight budget, but still want some action: YouTube and chill?
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