Michael False-ter @maaaackle

I like drawing, the Tennessee Titans and interest rates. Mayor of Meridian Hill park. I served with you at Vindabona. Washington, DC Joined May 2017

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

12 hours ago

@our_decay That ofc makes so much more sense. My dumbass uninvestigated take was that an allocator would “hedge” their more traditional bets with some hyper focused strategy. I’ve been saved from real life embarrassment.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

2 days ago

@ExPostGigaChad Thousands of Americans pouring the oily bit at the top of the jar all over their food…

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

2 days ago

@marshmarigold This makes me an actual sicko I think but I love that rush. That little thrill I get before an important call/public speaking is what I imagine gets people addicted to skydiving.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

2 days ago

@stoned_titan Believe me dog, don’t have to justify it to me or anyone else. Do whatever the artist formerly known as stoned titan needs.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

2 days ago

@tolstoybb Why she sitting on the stairs like that man

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2 days ago

@IronCityFilm @themettenburger Come on Drew you know you’re stamped forever after the Chim/Elic call

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2 days ago

Dusk in the park

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

3 days ago

@richard_normal Accidentally guessing the exact number of trees in Central Park I’ll never feel something like this again

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

3 days ago

@Dali_ChrisKool1 @BuckReising Two of the teams you listed played in the conference championship game within the past 5 years

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

3 days ago

@PurpyNFL @CDonnick1 I know I need to work on my cogsec cause I caught myself thinking about my heel angle on a long run this weekend.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

4 days ago

@themettenburger He literally cut a former chiefs cornerback find a new slant 💅

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

4 days ago

Extremely chuffed about the new writing desk I bought for $100 from an old couple in Towson MD

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

6 days ago

@BigBlueGoonie He’s been my goat for a minute. Back half rocket is some of my favorite music ever.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

6 days ago

Up the left side, wall closest to the water. I’m wearing a brown shirt and reading Canticle for Leibowitz right behind the woman in orange.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

6 days ago

I’m in this photo lol

Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1

6 days ago

A stunner of a DC summer day @ Meridian Hill Park.

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Michael False-ter @maaaackle

a week ago

@capybaroness In the directors cut of almost famous they include a sex scene between Penny and Russell that I think legitimately detracts from the pacing of the movie and mystery of how involved those two are. I am cheating though, it was after all cut from the theatrical.