chris @mainy99
Grumpy old twat. N.U.F.C Wallsend, England Joined August 2019-
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@SkySports_Keith @Sambonufc TBF Keith i don't think you have gotten anything right this summer. way of the mark. maybe because Newcastle isn't a part of the skysix
Richard Masters plenty to say about Infanrino , FIFA , UEFA & FA when interviewed on ITV evening news tonight . But when City 115 was raised they broadcast a pre prepared statement…😂😂of course they did .. weak as piss #nufc#avfc#efc#nffc
Dam. No wonder @labourpress are trying so hard to deflect by attacking Farage.
The Prime Minister @andyburnham announced that he’s giving British farmers £65 million of support. To put this in context, he’s given Pakistan £130 million this year.
@davez2010 Tbf not to sure what he could of done with them 2 goals
Andy’s helping fight fires in the West Midlands… and he’s brought Angela along in case they need someone to accidentally pour petrol on it... #AndyBurnham #FiremanAndy #WestMidlands #Labour
Don't look over here. Look at Farage. That's Labour's strategy. Because otherwise people might start asking why a convicted fraudster, Louise Haigh, is at the heart of government. Or why donations to Wes Streeting linked to one of the world's most notorious fraudsters are under Electoral Commission review. Or why Yvette Cooper has taken almost £500,000 from a donor linked to healthcare recruitment. They really don't want you looking too closely at Labour.
Farage’s distraction by-election doesn’t clear his name – it just shows he has so much more to hide.
Now we know why @christopherhope is an arrogant and snivelling reporter. Sometimes it’s nice to just say “Congratulations Nigel, you smashed it.” But not this plonker. In fact, I reckon he deserves not just ‘Plank of the Week’ on the @Iromg show, but Plank of the Year. @GBNEWS
A special court has ordered the issuing of a red notice through Interpol for the arrest of Labour MP and former minister Tulip Siddiq following an application filed by Anti-Corruption Commission. She's still a Labour MP and the msm show no interest in the story. Funny that.
How do they plan to satisfy the sexual needs of 1,250 men? (63% of #Piddington is women/ children) (100% of the migrants are men)
A fourth former police officer has now been ARRESTED in connection with the Rotherham grooming gangs in Britain. This just gets worse and worse.
@DavidSocialX @GBNEWS @reformparty_uk @forster_k @christopherhope He’s so left wing it’s unbelievable
When Crowborough residents provide pictures of migrants sat around drinking , then defecating & urinating in residents gardens it’s time to ask yourselves who the FCK is voting @UKLabour
🚨UPDATE: Vodafone have confirmed they will continue to hand out free sim cards to ‘charities’ helping military aged men to break into Britain. Let’s see if they’re as bold when Reform makes aiding and abetting illegal entry a strict liability criminal offence. In any case, given their position, as per my letter they can expect a Reform government to: 1) immediately review all their public contracts. 2) given Vodafone is assisting the invasion of Britain, they will be excluded from all defence, national security and emergency services procurement. The days of gilded elites enriching themselves at the expense of hard working British people will soon be over.
Vodafone’s CEO makes £10 million a year. Her firm is actively aiding abetting the invasion of Britain and endangering British women and girls. Gifting thousands of sim cards to illegal migrants in Calais to assist them in breaking into our country. I have written to her
Hello @CelticFC do you drug test players when they come back from pre season?
Remember kids, if you didn't get the A-level results you wanted, you still could be a Labour cabinet minister, helping to run the country into the ground
Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon
13K Followers 6K Following sometimes on top of the world 🌎 sometimes the 🌎 on top of me ,#NUFC Ska’d 4 life,Too old for this Sh*t 🥴 Billy Whitehirst owes me a tenner! #Fuckcancer
🍒 @dani_nicola_xx
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6K Followers 5K Following “It ain’t about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”. #NUFC
Jimmy Moore @JimmyMoore12
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Scott_carling@howay_t... @Scotthowaythel1
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Jay B @Jayb1970NUFC
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⬛⬜SWAMPY⬛⬜ @10Swampmonster
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Lee Forster ⚫️⚪... @LeeDForster
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Geordie Paul @GeordiePaul81
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keith screaton (KEX) ... @KScreaton
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david @ehointeer
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Durham lad (Bow) @way4422
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Dell 🇮🇹 @agbnufc_
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Toon Polls @ToonPolls
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Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon
13K Followers 6K Following sometimes on top of the world 🌎 sometimes the 🌎 on top of me ,#NUFC Ska’d 4 life,Too old for this Sh*t 🥴 Billy Whitehirst owes me a tenner! #Fuckcancer
Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags
133K Followers 495 Following Newcastle United 🏴🏳 St James’ Park fan funded flag displays 🏴🏳 Donate if you can. #BeAGameChanger https://t.co/B7xV2oUPNv
🍒 @dani_nicola_xx
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Bryan Crute @busterforever
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Jimmy Moore @JimmyMoore12
8K Followers 5K Following Award winning photojournalist in a car accident that left me paralyzed in 2011. Still Smiling! Husband, Girl Dad, NUFC, New England Patriots, Red Sox and UNC.♿️
Scott_carling@howay_t... @Scotthowaythel1
11K Followers 11K Following Life long sufferer of NUFC, a season ticket holder in the Strawberry corner. I am person who blabbers on about incredibly senseless things the original gobshite
ToonArmy @toonarmy_com
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Callum Wilson @CallumWilson
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Rich Oliver @bigpapablu
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Jay B @Jayb1970NUFC
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Sambo @Sambonufc
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Roy Kaviani @roy_kaviani
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Callum Lyon @CallumLyon
14K Followers 1K Following I mainly just complain about everything nowadays with the occasional funny tweet.
Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx
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