Mike Alber @malber

TV writer/enthusiast twitter.com LA Joined May 2008

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Mike Alber @malber

2 hours ago

@MLB As long as the owners agree to a cap on how much they can make as well! And fully open their books so we know that they are actually unable to compete instead of just choosing not to do so.

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Mike Alber @malber

23 hours ago

@slana1403 @ChadMoriyama True, but Rushing is maybe 4x better at the plate.

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Mike Alber @malber

3 days ago

@xtheadventx

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Mike Alber @malber

3 days ago

Noooooooo!!

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Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.

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Mike Alber @malber

4 days ago

@zo_demalia @sterTHFC No cap, but there are rules. Mostly based on how much your club makes in revenue for the year. Tottenham makes a ton, but in the past few decades haven’t spent like it. Which is why rival fans are mad now that we are spending more.

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Mike Alber @malber

5 days ago

@InspiredByJM Yeah. The English say “it’s coming home” all the fucking time 😂😂

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Mike Alber @malber

6 days ago

@zo_demalia Get a retro jersey with Son or Bale or Modric

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Mike Alber @malber

6 days ago

@weareangelcity @womenkickballs Pumped!

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@paul28891545 @GPRBurns Lol

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@ShaakUndomiel @FANGIRLOVERLOAD It’s crazy they fired him… Sorry to butt into your conversation, but I have no one to talk about this with! I know the last few have been bad, but this timing feels like maybe there was some other reason behind it? Idk. Why fire him if you don’t have a replacement picked?

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@bellylint4 Wait, Straus is GONE?!?

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@bellylint4 So.... are they going for a big name or does Straus just not rate Fuller? Bc if it's the latter...

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@USWNT Proud to support this team and so glad theyre repping Pride.

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@InspiredByJM 100%. Their opinions are pre-formed based on the location.

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@Wittman7 Yep. And since Lauer, Wrobo, Roki, etc are pitching well, there's no reason to change now. October is all that matters, just like last season.

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@lexiescarina Plus, coming off that 2027 win, there will be such a glow around that team!

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@IsaacKimes I think Frank actively talked players out of joining because, hey, we’re a 17th place club after all and the fans aren’t great and we WILL lose games, he guarantees it.

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Mike Alber @malber

a week ago

@lucask741 @hbrooks_coach Me too, mate. Me too. Happy to see JPVH in today as well. Bit of an overpay, but since Romero is probably gone, feels necessary.