Manofbert @manofbert

every single day of my adult male life with a penis and balls i think about how toy story 3 was supposed to be “Lost in Tokyo” where buzz gets recalled and they go on a adventure to Japan and then we got the toys accepting their fate of burning alive in a dumpster fire #ok

IGN @IGN

a week ago

There is just no reason for Woody (Tom Hanks) to be in Toy Story 5. bit.ly/444pu61

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Manofbert @manofbert

2 weeks ago

Dad bods make great floatation devices

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Manofbert @manofbert

a week ago

They should have named Silent Hill 2 “Checking the Map Every 5 Seconds”

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Manofbert @manofbert

2 weeks ago

The only thing I’m fucking is stupid

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Manofbert @manofbert

2 weeks ago

I’ve never been to a Dollar Tree that wasn’t a complete shithole

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

No words can fully describe the rage I feel

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

Yes

Matthew House @Pack_Rat_EWaste

a month ago

So, I'm watching all these people talk about 'oh just pack your own lunch, make your coffee at home, you're all just a bunch of lazy spendthrift kids'. Which, to be fair, some people really are spendthrifts. However, none of these people are addressing the elephant in the room.

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

Poison August 2008

Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez

a month ago

What was your first concert? Mine: Poison circa 1989

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

@jordanhuez Happens more often than not but still - how can it be cheaper to get delivered than going yourself?

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

At times, DoorDash, GrubHub, and Uber Eats offer deals that are quite literally cheaper to get delivered — including a tip — than it is to pick the meal up. This economy is cooked.

Allie ✞ @allie__voss

a month ago

The younger and poorer the generation, the more they eat out and DoorDash This is part of the problem

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

@EmilyPorreca90 Never got baptized

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

I got that dog in me and he yearns to be euthanized

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Manofbert @manofbert

a month ago

Don’t buy $5 coffee - buy hundreds of dollars worth of designer clothes.

dank @cptdankkk

a month ago

Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality "My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one" "When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family