deputy dpi @marginpolice
i like thick strokes and i cannot lie futura Joined April 2023-
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i’ve been no contact with my mom for a few months, yet mother’s day is on my mind. should i send anonymous flowers or spend the equivalent on a cameo of hunks from africa wishing her well?
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the day after i put my senior kitty down, the chaos infecting my home and school life suddenly disappeared. despite the pain of losing my baby girl, i can’t help but think that she blessed my life as she left hers 🥹
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instructions: research your client student’s written response: i researched the client
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@yungslicequeen how sweet the sound, as soon as the truth came out she said “wanna be besties for the night?”
thinking about the time i went to a wedding and picked out a groomsman i was gonna try to go home with. turns out the girl seated next to me at the reception was his girlfriend 😳
only one I'm trying to impress is myself
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If I see a house with chicken legs any time soon, I’m gonna know one of you fucked around and found out
@yungslicequeen what if he did something about it
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