Mark Clews @markclews

Retired artist. Now produce videos youtube.com/markclews Cornwall Joined February 2009

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Count Binface @CountBinface

5 days ago

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans

6 days ago

How much weight can a bottle of Coke support? [📹 finoksin]

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

6 days ago

"Hands up if you are desperately pretending that getting more votes than a man with a bin on his head somehow means you are not guilty of breaking Parliamentary rules" #VoteBinface

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Mark Clews @markclews

7 days ago

I hear solar eclipse glasses are in high demand. I’ve got 5, looking for a good deal

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Mark Clews @markclews

a week ago

@JoeyGoomba Fantastic, thank you so much Joey!

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Larry the Cat @Number10cat

2 weeks ago

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

2 weeks ago

We have released an updated and more accurate version of Operation Fortress. #OperationBullshit

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

4 weeks ago

"Burnham has no mandate" says unelected gobshite whose party leader isn't even an MP.

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The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff

a month ago

So let me get this right Reform Leader Nigel Mirage makes a rare appearance in his constituency, and points at work that needs to be done to improve it. What has he been doing for the past 2 years, isn't it his job as a local MP to be on top of this?

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Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP

a month ago

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

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Mark Clews @markclews

a month ago

BREAKING NEWS: Trump asks Fifa to replay USA v Belgium after suspect result youtu.be/tWOj4JFAZ6U?si… via @YouTube #worldcup #fifa #trump

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Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed

a month ago

Reform UK Herne Bay & Sandwich have used AI to pretend they cleaned up a fence and stretch of road. Shame that car ‘driving down the road’ has rumbled them.

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Mark Clews @markclews

a month ago

I’m glad Channel 5 has saved Tour de France on free TV, but I do wonder who is writing the script! Del Toro yellow jersey?? He won the stage, but by their very own graphic…. He was 4th in GC!

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

2 months ago

Lee Anderson in Dec last year promising that the flags put up by Reform run Nottinghamshire council wouldn't cost a penny because they would be sponsored. Seven months and £75,000 of taxpayers' money later, there are still zero sponsors. Vote Reform, waste money.

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Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox

2 months ago

As metaphors go, this is almost painfully on point

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret

2 months ago

Have you condemned the 🇷🇺 arson attacks against 🇬🇧 elected PM yet? Have you explained what’s happened to the £5m crypto bung yet?

Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage

2 months ago

710 illegal migrants arrived on Monday, the highest daily figure of the year. Reform will stop this invasion once and for all.

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

2 months ago

Lee Anderson deletes a post in which he calls people thick for posting an AI image, when in fact it was a genuine image and the one he posted was fake. To the surprise of nobody, it turns out that he was the stupid one.

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Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey

2 months ago

I'm old enough to remember when Nigel Farage would hold a press conference at the drop of a hat. So why is he now launching his divisive policies in a blog post from the safety of his keyboard? I can think of 5 million reasons why…