Mark Harbottle @markharbs

You can wait for a lifetime, to spend your days in the sunshine. markharbs.com Newcastle upon Tyne Joined September 2012

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

2 weeks ago

Infantino is the definition of a baddie

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2 months ago

No one in the history of the world has ever cooked the exact right amount of rice

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

5 months ago

Microsoft copilot is notably and significantly inferior to something like chatgtp. I don’t understand how it can be so poor given where the bar is for generative AI right now.

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

6 months ago

There’s someone on a desk near me with a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi max and a large bag of lemon sherbets. That’s…. not a lunch.

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

7 months ago

No one can tell me grey jeans are going out of fashion.

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If you want to be respected like a car, you should act like one. Cutting red lights, not indicating and weaving on main roads does not lead to the respect that cyclists deserve / need on the road. Poor form mr commuter.

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

7 months ago

Overheard a mum on the school run referring to a zebra crossing as ‘the zebs’ and now it’s official the world is too woke for me

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7 months ago

Too scared of drawing macc in the next round

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

7 months ago

When I discard an email in outlook, I expect the draft to, y’know, discard. Be gone. Disappear. So why does it end up as an unread item in my drafts? It’s the equivalent of saying goodbye to someone, turning around and they’re still there.

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

8 months ago

I would argue that the box an artificial Christmas tree comes in is more important than the tree itself 🎄 📦

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

8 months ago

Massive shout out to @Mattel and the @Hot_Wheels team for top tier customer service. They quickly resolved an issue and went above and beyond for my 2 boys. Huge thanks to the team who proved great service still exists 🚗 💨 👏

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

8 months ago

Buying Christmas chocolates early because there are great deals on is a hoax. You end up eating them by December 5th then have to buy them all again. How has it taken me all these years to catch on to this conspiracy.

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

8 months ago

Thought Film Club on bbc was great, and Aimee Lou Wood was fantastic in it. Believe it’s her first gig writing, will deffo watch whatever she knocks up next.

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

9 months ago

@My_Metro Just spent 2 hours getting home from NCL w/ young kids. One of the busiest weekends of the year and system issues/illnesses are not a justifiable excuse. Plan better. Prices rising but service isn’t improving. Not a dig at frontline staff, but major improvements needed

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

9 months ago

Took one of them fancy new Metros to work today… it promptly broke down at Benton. Ended up walking the last mile to work in the snow. Wild how ticket prices keep going up but it doesn’t feel like reliability has improved

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Mark Harbottle @markharbs

9 months ago

It’s 2 degrees in Newcastle. Proper cold. But such is the style of the geordies, there’s a bloke on the metro wearing jeans and a tank top. He’s not even holding a jumper I’m sure he left the house like that