Corn of Dog @matthoopa
Average guy. University of New Haven '21 Joined February 2014-
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If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why
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Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this $5000 luxury phone. Good luck!
@thepennyhoarder Step one: put a bunch of money in a box Step two: now you have a lot of money, but in a box now!
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goodnight fam
@Pokemon why does dunsparce not have an evolution. Dunsparce deserves one. Dunsparce has to feed its family and you’re limiting its potential to do so.
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The word "guarantee" looks like it doesn't belong in the English language
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Remember when The Simpsons made a running joke out of physically strangling one's own child in easily-provoked fits of unbridled rage?
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Wendy's once mistakenly hired a medical examiner for one of its restaurants. He's still employed to this day, as Wendy's never cuts coroners
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Audrey, upon seeing a tiny child with poofy hair: "DANNY!!! DANNY!!! HI DANNY!!! *pause* Oh wait, he too small."
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I can tolerate anything except being mildly inconvenienced.
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For the first time in my adult life I now own a grill, and it was a Father's Day gift. DAD MODE FULLY UNLOCKED
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Remember, any bus can become a party bus if you have the right attitude
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