Maxwell @maxisneverhere

sick and tired of sick and tired:(

doctor tmr how much you wanna bet im not gonna go or im gonna forget literally everything i need to talk about

literally what. why have i had, now three, doctors, as well as countless nurses and pharmacists talk me through proper thigh injections. literally what dude. this is just outright wrong x.com/wontlosemyway/…

asks someone w my issue for tips for treating my symptoms their response is i probably need a new job ok well yes i know

@admiraIish It's something I hate and also relate to. The transgression of violent thoughts when there's a boot on your neck.

texting ur boss is so stressful like aaaaa sorry ive got a migraine and can only use one eye. gina try to show up late though!

@_joelpod @hauntdyachtclub can you read. where does it say that. just a little confused here

i want to call out of work

@eathedocument

14 lines from love letters or suicide notes always gets me. esp watching the spoken performance of it

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alaska @145k4

2 weeks ago

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

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@dome_sticky @valeria_fwy @VeinRichard do you need a hug

Accidentally replied "sounds good" to my boss's email about his father passing away. Didn't read it fully. Just saw his name and auto-responded. Realized my mistake IMMEDIATELY. Spiraled into panic. Sent a follow-up email so apologetic and over-the-top that it was somehow worse. He responded "it's fine, I understand." Couldn't let it go. Sent flowers to his house. He thanked me in person, said it was too much. I nodded and ran away. Avoided him for two days. Then yesterday he pulled me into his office. I thought I was getting fired. He gave me a promotion. Said my "incredibly thoughtful response during his difficult time" showed "real character." I'm the worst person alive and I'm getting a raise.

@chuffedtwobits call the fire department

my cult is failing. i am bad and they should take this game away

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

CPTSD is fun because it makes you feel like you’re going to throw up anytime you know you need to voice your needs.

computa show me electrolytes mixed in sprite

please note poor and cannot work if i dont drink the electrolytes and will b poorer

why are electrolytes $9000..: i am poor

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil