Maya Jade @mayajade

also on 🦋 maya-jade.com Los Angeles Joined May 2008

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Maya Jade @mayajade

a year ago

@profdekarios I’m so mad I can’t unsee this now on my Rook 😫

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the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe

a year ago

just saw someone say baseball is boring and it brings me no pleasure to report that no it is not. it is actually very fun to sit there and drink a beer and eat a hot dog and yell at guys who are far away

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Maya Jade @mayajade

a year ago

@_hellis0 This is almost as cool as when you told me you had gone to BBQs with Madison Bumgarner, how haven’t I heard about this hahaha

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Maya Jade @mayajade

a year ago

@necromosss I’m so sorry I can’t imagine your loss ❤️

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Maya Jade @mayajade

a year ago

@_hellis0 How can I warn these oomfs that this will only end in sadness when you kill off their favorite characters

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m @msnetik

a year ago

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

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Maya Jade @mayajade

a year ago

Please tell my why I stayed up till 12:30 fighting for my life to get a special edition of a book from target that I didn’t even like that much 😭💀

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milk @lactosefreemom

2 years ago

I had my TikTok open and I realized it was shutting down as I was scrolling, it was like I was on the deck of the Titanic

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

For anyone who wants to do what they want, this is the most clear way to do it I’ve seen outlined

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_natvv Damn - I feel like so much of my life would be fixed if I could wake up in 2016 again with this news

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_hellis0 Probably not actually

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_hellis0 Oh good what would I do without those 😅

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

This is making me emotional. I remember being 13 and waiting in line till midnight to see this movie <3

All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies

2 years ago

LOTR: THE RETURN OF THE KING was released 21 years ago today. The final film in Peter Jackson's epic trilogy, and among the most successful movies ever made, a day may come when the story of how it was made fails to entertain. But it is not this day… 1/47

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_hellis0 ‘At least it’s not false god’ Will be put on my tombstone. This was instant karma.

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_hellis0 😘

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_hellis0 Yep that sounds bout right I think

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

…with friends like these……

ellis 🖖🏻 @hellisrebuke

2 years ago

open.spotify.com/playlist/2Iam5… If you ever want to know what kind of friend I am after 10+ years, this is a playlist I made for my friend of every surprise song she missed by one day 🥰

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@_hellis0 I hate to say honestly this is just so on brand for you tho

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Maya Jade @mayajade

2 years ago

@RowletsMosey Very curious why some people thought opening their mouths and saying the most random shit was a good idea…. Have we learned nothing from Harry Potter???