Mayhaps @maybeblade

Welcome to my problems (28,he/him) it's not an invitation Joined August 2023

Tweets

3K
Followers

40
Following

2K
Likes

81K

Deadlock Intel @IntelDeadlock

17 hours ago

A lot can change in 598 days.

82 1K 18K 335K 2K

View Details

Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL

4 days ago

#deadlock

yaoi infused animal crackers @dekariospilled

4 days ago

#deadlock

4 147 1K 83K 183

6 1K 8K 78K 1K

View Details

QTCinderella @qtcinderella

2 weeks ago

It’s never been 57 bears I’ll tell ya that much

163 2K 28K 607K 302

View Details

Lani @Lanipator

a month ago

Train hard. Study well. Eat and sleep plenty. 🕯️

39 1K 9K 76K 393

View Details

Dolly Parton @DollyParton

2 months ago

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

18K 152K 877K 57.5M 57K

View Details

In/Pacino/Out @slime_machine

6 months ago

at the square enix orchestra if they don’t play the kingdom hearts winnie the pooh minigame song i am going to detonate a nuclear weapon on american soil

16 309 6K 299K 191

View Details

Jehtt @TurboJehtt

6 months ago

[youth pastor seeing my copy of Shadow the Hedgehog]: You know who else rose from the dead?

19 229 2K 24K 81

View Details

QTCinderella @qtcinderella

6 months ago

Here to remind you, your nintendog named cheese pizza is sitting there covered in fleas and starving waiting for your chud ass. Think about that next time you think you’re a good person.

48 57 4K 149K 36

View Details

Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog

7 months ago

Maria...this is what you wanted, right? This is the promise I made to you.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

5K 65K 307K 77.7M 21K

584 14K 83K 1.9M 6K

View Details

Mayhaps @maybeblade

7 months ago

Love me, love me Hate me, hate me Love me, love me Kill me, kill me

0 0 0 71 0

View Details

AnniePants🩷 @AnniePants02_

7 months ago

Sonic’s so cool dude

44 2K 8K 109K 2K

View Details

Mayhaps @maybeblade

7 months ago

Your cat allergy is stopping you from finding your soulmate

0 0 2 79 0

View Details

Mayhaps @maybeblade

8 months ago

@Peargor Any chance I could use your Abrams art for my discord pfp?

0 0 0 37 0

View Details

Mayhaps @maybeblade

8 months ago

Mid lane? No this lane is pretty hard actually

0 0 1 67 0

View Details

kelly @BoyYeetsWorld

8 months ago

The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

26 2K 47K 707K 1K

View Details

william/al @fazvodka

8 months ago

the concept of alcohol abuse… i would NEVER hit my beer.

11 1K 12K 242K 311

View Details

nyx @oomfmoney

8 months ago

can i join your established friendgroup as a mysterious outside force

90 5K 39K 3.0M 3K

View Details

yasuhoomf @yasuhoomf

8 months ago

people who are on the autism spectrum or have adhd attract one another like stand users

189 5K 46K 913K 4K

View Details

felix @vamps_ow

8 months ago

While you’re fucking celebrating fucking valentines day with ur fucking partner, i’ll be fucking playing overwatch till my fucking fingers fucking bleed. We are NOT the same.

36 2K 17K 274K 548

View Details

Skooch @Skooch

8 months ago

there are literally 32 games, 8 movies, 7 books and 87,963 results on rule34 about why this is a bad idea

Dexerto @Dexerto

8 months ago

Capcom are releasing the 't-Virus' from Resident Evil as part of LOM BABY's art showcase in Tokyo, designed to bring video game horror a little closer to reality