DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

Puzzle addict, code monkey, jack of all trades, master of pun. Steam: mechtroid | ReservedListDelendaEst | PM died for this | No priv | Icon by @yonztruly steamcommunity.com/id/mechtroid/ Bellevue, WA Joined April 2009

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

4 weeks ago

@vampirecoffee I need a third pocket for the important essential: wired earbuds.

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

4 weeks ago

@vampirecoffee When I started working for IT as a summer job, they had me do a 48 port patch panel. It took me 10 hours, I thought it was some sort of evil hazing ritual.

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a month ago

@vampirecoffee You know how steampunk is "what if the Victorian era continued on indefinitely?" This is that, but instead we never advanced past the stage of calling FPS games "Doom Clones".

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a month ago

@vampirecoffee My only complaint with Signalis is that the fanart is 90% lesbian cuddling and like yes, that's an important part of the game but also there's this whole "horror game" aspect that deserves a sendup too you know?

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robin 🌙 @nizelix

a month ago

OPEN THE CONTENT VAULT YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

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UWANIMAL @UWANIMAL1

9 months ago

I’m making this from my phone and I normally stick to Dawgs, but obligatory:

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

9 months ago

@somewhatrosy @vampirecoffee CONGRATS TO THE VICTOR, THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS.

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

9 months ago

@reniformpulse Your reward was a free win for the Jays on sunday.

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

9 months ago

@reniformpulse Mariners never make it into the playoffs, so they have to make up for it by playing extra baseball every time they're there.

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

9 months ago

@vampirecoffee

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

9 months ago

@vampirecoffee Same mood: x.com/DiscordantTale…

Tales From Discord @DiscordantTales

5 years ago

Cole: The kitchen smells like fireworks; don't worry about it. Mira: Why? C: There was this week old Taco Bell. Mira: Which you threw away. Cole: No, the Other week old taco bell. Mira: Which you threw away right? Cole: No I heated it up in the microwave. Mira: I see 1/2

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

9 months ago

@vampirecoffee I miss blaseball, skye. I miss it so much. I bet Jon Bois is having fun.

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claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot

a year ago

disney adults suck but i have a level of respect for muppet adults. i get it

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

a year ago

@vampirecoffee I'm going the opposite direction. I'm learning COBOL. There'll only be like 20 jobs, but they'll all desperately need me.

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

a year ago

@vampirecoffee Ah, I think that difference I instead used the shoes in the hammocks.

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dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch

8 years ago

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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iri ✵ @irithyllians

a year ago

“oblivion doesn’t do anything new, it’s just lotr fanfiction” oh, ok “in more interesting tes instalments it’s implied that nirn’s creation began with music” oh haha I’ve got really bad news

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DisＣＯＬＥ Elysium @mechtroid

a year ago

@sugoishiba Yeah, the East Coast server is borked. Why that affects me on the other side of the country, I don't know.

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✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam

6 years ago

Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV"