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My roommate and I were making music, so we decided to put his cat on the ad-libs
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People in fantasy football league using AI to make draft boards now
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You just created a million Saul Goodmans
NEW: New Mexico will no longer require lawyers to pass the bar exam.
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FYI the only humane policy is a lifetime ban from the groupchat to anyone who does this.
NEW: Gavin Newsom’s PAC has a new effort to help elect Democrats—and spread the gospel of Newsom—by training supporters to implant his talking points into family text chats, alumni Facebook groups & other places where politics isn’t typically discussed. nypost.com/2026/08/06/us-…
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How it feels to listen to your NPC coworkers talk about their lame ass weekend at 9am on Monday morning
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She died swimming in the infinity pool of suicidal empathy.
Scottish aid worker Elisabeth-Jane Ross, thirty-eight, was murdered in Athens by a twenty-six-year-old Afghan man. She volunteered helping refugees and the homeless. He confessed to killing her, stuffing her body in a suitcase, and dumping it in an abandoned building. Later
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I’m in a horrific place right now. Not emotionally, just College Station.
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