Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

Trying to make folks laugh...at least one person.... A Contributor on the podcast 'Sitting Down with Stand-ups'. I am also a bit of a secret agent..(shhh) sittingdownwithstandups.libsyn.com Joined May 2014

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

4 years ago

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

4 years ago

For some reason, every time I smoke weed on my way home from work and enter my apartment, it always feels like I'm breaking into someone else's home. Then I spend a minute trying to convince myself that I most likely would not do that, but I can't seem to remember the past 5 mins

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

4 years ago

Some guy in North Carolina told me he really needed shoes to get a job and started sizing up my feet... that is one of the only times I have been really glad I was wearing Mary Jane's.

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

4 years ago

@ekdikeo I don't think I'd feel comfortable eating that public

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

4 years ago

I must be losing it... I'm actually considering getting a TikTok account. I'm so used to being the one who's never been on it, I can't imagine the adjustment will be easy.

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

I was a quarter short a dry cycle and I swear I almost had a heart attack! -unfortunatly not a metaphor-

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

@JordanAshleighF Panic spewing! That generally makes up how I talk😂

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

Single folks, always remember: you are always one person away from a potential stalker. Shit... guess that goes for everyone 😔. I've been having a rough few months and feel like I should at least need to be rich AND/OR famous for extortion...sigh I'll be back after this brief...

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

@ekdikeo 🙁

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

@VoiceOverDom Next year HAS to be better. THIS YEAR CAN SUCK IT!

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

Darn it, I guess grieving takes a bit longer than 2 days. I hate feeling lost. 😞 Like all things, this to will eventually be sorted out and locked in my closet of things to cry about only during sappy movies that people claim are 'not' dramas. Let the healing phases pass.

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

A cute, young UPS guy just walked into my office and confidently asked if I had something for him. I immediately thought it was a set up! He just stood in a sexy pose against the door frame for a sec.

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

5 years ago

Sometimes in life, you must kiss ass to save face

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

6 years ago

This is fantastic!

Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds

6 years ago

A match made in hell is still a @Match. Latest work from @MaximumEffort #2020LoveStory

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Melanie Gresham @mel_gresham

6 years ago

Tennis & golfer's elbow is getting in the way of my pop n' loc dance dreams 😡. Stupid connective tissue disintegration always gets in the way! #marfansyndrome