jeff sandwich @midatantics
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mexico has 23 touches in the opponents box compared to England's 14 touches in the opponents box
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soccer is funny for having it be so hard to score during normal play. but if the other team does a nono, you go 1v1 against the goalie and they just have to guess where to block but also there are parts of the goal it is physically impossible for them to block
happy independence day to my country 🎉
@quinnkirill67 @sadcapsposts if any canadian team did what the caps did this offseason, they would be the favorites
this might be nonsense. but if i'm anaheim, i let leo go and use philly's firsts to trade for both robertson and thompson. assumes you'd get robertson and have leftovers for st louis, and that the players would re-sign long term. but it's a way to triage the situation
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Scarier than actual Obsession I’m cryin
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Was getting a little flustered thinking I overcooked the potatoes and my bf goes “potatoes are very forgiving” and it was just so powerful I hope everyone can one day experience the forgiveness of a potato
we should make 78 the socialism number. like 420 is the weed number or 12 is the police number or 67 is the brainrot number. 78 is the socialism number
every bar every restaurant every deli everything is air conditioned to exactly 78° in bushwick. the commie corridor is loyal I’ll give them that
yes but he is also the only reason there were likely black people at the wedding so
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i kinda get why women who are tiny and short act like that because I just tried to imagine a world where I was 5’1” and got pissed off immediately
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2) Patriot Front leader Thomas Rosseau gave orders to his hundreds of members as they entered the Eastern Market Metro stop in Washington DC following their July 4 march.
unfortunately i do have to grow old so i can grow a big white beard and be really nice to people so children think i'm santa
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