Paige @millipeach
I like #sloths, #hairdye, and #frenchtoaststicks. Aside from that, I'm pretty #lame. Joined August 2010-
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Driving behind a dump truck blowing a bunch of smog out. "That's gross, I don't want to breathe that", I say, as I take a drag of my cigarette.
I had a piece of cheese that somewhat looked like Texas, but @BlackSheepKt said it wasn't pocture worthy. So I ate it.
TFW your sister and parents are fighting in the car, so your mom tells you to start singing.
Wove in and out of traffic for forty-ish miles on 81 today to keep up with a zebra cakes tractor trailer.
I promise I'm not drunk and that this makes sense.
T-shirt idea: Front: "Eggplant Expert" Back: "It changed my life"
Self care is drinking tea out of a mug that says "best person ever"... which you bought for yourself.
Missing you extra today. Maybe its just a lot of memories involving you from this time last year, or realizing the voids in my life, but fuck man. I miss you kaitlyn.
@PossumEveryHour @BlackSheepKt this could be me when I steal your Valor in public! I need a possum!
@NormaDean Always remember you have friends in unlikely places (such as Pennsylvania 😁)
@NormaDean Thank you for sharing your story! I can identify with a lot if it, of the inability to shake the depression and suicidal thoughts no matter what. Im so happy for you that you were able to take the necessary steps towards healing with transitioning.
@PossumEveryHour @BlackSheepKt why can't this be me
@NormaDean Ugh that is the worst. Painful. And then you end up with mascara all over your face too haha.
James Chris @JamesChrisix8s
61 Followers 2K Following
OnlyPossums @OnlyPossums
952 Followers 2K Following Account dedicated to all things possums // Not affiliated to @onlypossums on Instagram or any other platform, other than by our love for possums
Bill Murray's Dice Ba... @BlackSheepKt
335 Followers 761 Following Dudist Priest, dirty commie, retweeter, TTRPG nerd, sentient bong of a famous actor. Trying to get through this life without being a prick to people.
Patrick Best @PatrickB2Me
48 Followers 394 Following Curious Human. Engineering Manager. He/Him. Principal Engineer at CarMax. Twilio Champion (more at https://t.co/oCpCZ5s07Q)
Cody the Cairn @CairnCody
3 Followers 4 Following I'm Cody. I go woof woof woof and take lotsa naps.
Vantaloomin @vantaloomin
367 Followers 313 Following
Alikh @Alikh_gg
378 Followers 53 Following The cooler half of the CooperativeGG gaming duo. https://t.co/CoARsUmDON
Lauren Clerkin @ClerkinLauren
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Alex @Mi_Xing
17 Followers 55 Following #teammarco in mourning Obsessive over #starwars #mdpolitics #IT #nevertrump
Emily Beveridge @EmilyBev52
47 Followers 121 Following Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often. Live each day to its fullest with no regrets because that makes you who you are and that person is be.YOU.tiful!!
Rachel Sugi @TheKaybz
254 Followers 371 Following I am usually inciting chaos. Former DEFCON Scavenger Hunt Judge. Goon. Fascinated with pharmacology and bio-hacking. Otters. Rarely on this damn social.
ACE @acebaugh
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misspinkvan @misspinkvan
41 Followers 51 Following
Alpha Sigma Kappa •... @ASK_epsilon
311 Followers 177 Following Epsilon Chapter est. 2004 Women & Gender Minorities in STEM ig: isualphasigmakappa
Colleeb 😷 @uhimcolleen
134 Followers 739 Following I’m private for safety but I likely follow you because you’re a COVID-safe person who helps me feel sane, and the only place I can find that is on Twitter ☹️
TzellBrown @meechiecanada
32 Followers 46 Following Grateful for what God has allowed me to accomplish & enjoying each day ON and WITH a purpose; I owe no human being nothing but to love and pray for them...
Giovanna Iannone @GiovannaIannone
37 Followers 290 Following Nothing is impossible for the word itself says, I'm possible! - Audrey Hepburn
Logan Anthony @SirLogan27
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Melissa Barbye @melissa_barbye
114 Followers 144 Following UMES & UMBC Alumna. Clear eyes, Full hearts, Can't lose.
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12 Followers 32 Following
Mary Ford @MissMary327
2 Followers 5 Following I'm Mary. I'm pretty awesome. That's all there is to it.
Lori Westcott @lorimeow
51 Followers 456 Following
Rachel Sandlain @numbrsandlettrs
130 Followers 169 Following Maker of things - sewn, knit, soldered, #Nightscout, #openAPS, and more. All opinions my own.
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Matt Kalkbrenner @KalkbrennerM
47 Followers 203 Following
The Alot @iamAlot
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UMBC AΣK @ASKzeta05
70 Followers 70 Following We are the Zeta Chapter of AΣK, an academic & social sorority for women in technical studies!
kaisugam @Kaisugam
52 Followers 219 Following zomg bbq lazer guns pew Pew PEW!!1 Dad, Husband, Gamer, Maintainer
Vania S @VaniaJ6
437 Followers 2K Following new wife and mom praying through life and eating fries as I go.
Optional Graph @OptionalGraph
24 Followers 230 Following
The “Didnt Happen O... @DHOTDA
1K Followers 0 Following Now Excepting nominations For This Years “Didn’t Happen Of The Day Award!”
OnlyPossums @OnlyPossums
952 Followers 2K Following Account dedicated to all things possums // Not affiliated to @onlypossums on Instagram or any other platform, other than by our love for possums
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.3M Followers 342 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Promo/submissions/credit: [email protected]
petfinder names @petfindernames
327K Followers 10 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Naming Every Possum E... @PossumNamer
4K Followers 1 Following Naming every Possum Every Hour Possum (Not active from 12-9 AM EST, will catch up every morning), just a guy that loves possums
Possumeveryhour.io @PossumEveryHour
484K Followers 1 Following All images belong to their original owners. See https://t.co/sSKfbQ7x8x for more places other than Twitter where to find your poss fix.
WIENERMOBILE @Wienermobile
22K Followers 1K Following The official Twitter account for the @OscarMayer Wienermobile. Find out where we'll be next or request the Wienermobile at https://t.co/enxcfxPpq0.
Planters NUTmobile @NUTmobile_Tour
5K Followers 155 Following The official Twitter account for the PLANTERS®️ NUTmobile Tour with @MrPeanut! ©️Hormel Foods, LLC
Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau
226K Followers 3 Following Screenings-The Room - Big Shark - https://t.co/JK15lOokSr American Actor / Fashion Designer / Director / Creator of THE ROOM & BIG SHARK [email protected]
Bill Murray's Dice Ba... @BlackSheepKt
335 Followers 761 Following Dudist Priest, dirty commie, retweeter, TTRPG nerd, sentient bong of a famous actor. Trying to get through this life without being a prick to people.
ALISON @ali_son_quinn
6K Followers 7 Following
Patrick Best @PatrickB2Me
48 Followers 394 Following Curious Human. Engineering Manager. He/Him. Principal Engineer at CarMax. Twilio Champion (more at https://t.co/oCpCZ5s07Q)
Cody the Cairn @CairnCody
3 Followers 4 Following I'm Cody. I go woof woof woof and take lotsa naps.
Vantaloomin @vantaloomin
367 Followers 313 Following
poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw
714K Followers 187 Following i like to poorly draw cats - this is the only account i own! the one and only ✉️ [email protected]
Alikh @Alikh_gg
378 Followers 53 Following The cooler half of the CooperativeGG gaming duo. https://t.co/CoARsUmDON
Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact
28K Followers 2K Following If cababge what you need to know just read its twets
Alex @Mi_Xing
17 Followers 55 Following #teammarco in mourning Obsessive over #starwars #mdpolitics #IT #nevertrump
SpaghettiOs @SpaghettiOs
8K Followers 235 Following #UhOhSpaghettiOs You've reached the official SpaghettiOs twitter! Open up a can & let the fun begin!
Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage
164K Followers 109 Following Some Seinlanguage in your timeline every now and then. It's gold, Jerry. Gold!
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
579K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
Furby @OfficialFurby
12K Followers 1K Following Furby has a mind of its own & it's wandering over to Facebook & Instagram. Follow Furby at http://t.co/LcPxxRkCTI & http://t.co/dnhUtzq1Ff!
Colleeb 😷 @uhimcolleen
134 Followers 739 Following I’m private for safety but I likely follow you because you’re a COVID-safe person who helps me feel sane, and the only place I can find that is on Twitter ☹️
Mary Ford @MissMary327
2 Followers 5 Following I'm Mary. I'm pretty awesome. That's all there is to it.
Lori Westcott @lorimeow
51 Followers 456 Following
Amanda Halford @amh_005
9 Followers 16 Following
The Alot @iamAlot
738 Followers 768 Following I am Alot. Not a lot. Please don't mix us up. OK? Thanks. (Original art/idea (c) Allie: @AllieBrosh)
The Oatmeal @Oatmeal
524K Followers 619 Following Cartoonist and Creator of the Exploding Kittens Netflix series
Natalie Dee nataliede... @NatalieDee
12K Followers 186 Following Co-host at GBU + Everything Is Real, art direction at Da Share Z0ne: The Devil's Level, merch design at https://t.co/e1wlBHK8CP + way more stuff.
drewtoothpaste.bsky.s... @drewtoothpaste
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