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Cookie mama 1015💙 @1015_cookie
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Dutch Courage @SonnaWoodward
523 Followers 702 Following European living In europeland, still believe in BLM and LGBTQ, love movies & music travel and a huge animal lover ❤️🤍💙 an apple a day keeps the drs away
Charlie Elle @CharlieElle2
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Non-Voting Felon 🇦... @futuresdoors
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The Records Division @Budgetcuts4
272 Followers 478 Following DJ for three little girls. Non-compliant Homemaker. Anti-Ist/Ism. True believer of the one love 🖤
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150 Followers 329 Following everything retweeted ever is whatever is one step up from an endorsement
Jess (She/Her) 🦖�... @TieDyeTRex
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405 Followers 1K Following Husband, Father, Nerd, Texan. Dreamer and occasional slacker. Shaman wrapped in a Wonder Woman blanket. Prone to rambling.
Cam "3 Shot" Kay and ... @canmore2018
219 Followers 402 Following Pronouns provided upon request. Views are those of my employer, not my own.
Angie Howell @AngieWildVet
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Cypress @WastedAerospace
280 Followers 621 Following I have a piece of paper which says that some people talked at me for a very long time until I was a rocket scientist. All opinions correct. he/him
Dutschke ➡️on Mas... @Scooterstation
5K Followers 1K Following Social Democrat. Believe in the separation of powers, freedom of the press, & a social market economy as basis for democracy. Find me on mastodon @dutschke
Sami Beirut @beirut_sami
1K Followers 4K Following خلاصة الاديان وعصارتها من الفلسفات والنظريات الصالحة للبشرية والتعايش السلمي، بظل مباديء وقوانين؛ هي مبادئىى حتي يثبت العكس.
Matthew @CPUGenius11
163 Followers 439 Following Christ is King. Like != endorsement. Cover photo by me.
Victoria Kelly @Victori91747122
9 Followers 208 Following Student. Demisexual. Geek. She/They pronouns
Bob Loblaw 🎸 @leyden_jim
783 Followers 594 Following Humour is therapeutic. Love the blues. Laugh always. Feed your head.
Vicki Arkoff @VickiArkoff
96K Followers 72K Following Writer, traveler, driver, imbiber. Awesomer, JustLuxe, Toronto Star, Lonely Planet, Rides & Drives, Pursuitist, Where
invisible man @mjMJohnsonewby
918 Followers 1K Following I'm moving on. #ignorethefool It's time to fight the virus #wearadamnmask!! Ornery cuss for over 55yrs. loving husband, father of 4 and papa to 6 grandkids
Rubayet Jahan @JahanRubayet
25 Followers 127 Following mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell I am.
Liz O'Connor @lizzoc
465 Followers 2K Following A Very Happy Atheist. My appearance is the least of my qualities.
shine_superpower @GahoSuperPower
526 Followers 522 Following cats, squirrels, kpop, and gaho.. no, no, scratch that, only GAHO ! #gaho #가호
just tweetin' @justtweetinman
607 Followers 645 Following chronic overthinker, occasionally trying to be funny on here
Fen Jordan @FenJordan1
832 Followers 550 Following It's even more important now to bring trees to the middle east.
Kauri Green Business @EcoFruganomics
370 Followers 430 Following Helping businesses integrate sustainability into their operations, with focus and clarity.
crysencio @sinistterra
431 Followers 2K Following LFC | FNATIC. RT’s aren’t endorsement as I run my account like an archive.
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51 Followers 413 Following board certified turkey ass, extremely niche bad opinion haver
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2K Followers 3K Following Trump is Treason #VoteBlueNoMatterWho no dm's or lists pls #BlackLivesMatter #ProudResister
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13K Followers 13K Following Like all Horror films mainly 80's video nasties, I'm a big wrestling fan, love Alexa Bliss Liv Morgan, Tiffany stratton & Blake Monroe
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71K Followers 51K Following I was a good kid. I got babysat by Laurie Strode till one night Michael Myers came and changed me forever. I won't stop till I stop Michael. Parody account 🎃🔪
Patrick @PTrain86
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Chuck (C.F.) Davis @JustChuck_
2K Followers 3K Following Writer of most genres---I am the hero...I am the villain...I am the chaos that encircles them.
Zom Bee Nature @Zom_Bee_Nature
5K Followers 6K Following I like Nature. I HATE ADS. I have a YouTube nature channel. I got dragged into political #Resistance & #FBR in 2020. Badly depressed! Do the right thing✌😐
I Read Banned Books �... @Interested7777
1K Followers 3K Following END GUN VIOLENCE NOW | Blue wave cat lover | white Nebraska woman who believes BLACK LIVES MATTER | supporter of LGBTQ rights | working to be a better ally
🌻Genny Elaine🌻 @gennyelainee
14 Followers 158 Following The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed.💕
Bill Parks @HemiBParks
55 Followers 90 Following Grandfather, Air Force Cold War Veteran, and all around smart ass
🥔Potatenks🥔 @RealPotadel
88 Followers 305 Following Muslim | 25 | Anime | Games | Currently Watching: idk | Giorno best GioGio | Number 1 Gotenks Fan | Holds the record for most unliked tweets
ASauce 2️⃣.0️�... @AppleSauce2_0
657 Followers 200 Following 📱I Play Mobile Games | 🔴 141k Subs on YouTube | 🦔 Brand Ambassador for @SEGAHARDlight | 🖌️PFP @VadimChistol | 💻Business: [email protected]
Adam @AdamNextDoor
147 Followers 83 Following This is my twitter. I twit stuff. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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123 Followers 1K Following Enthusiast, expert, connoisseur: these are all words in my vocabulary. Conservatives = Liberals = Fascists = Scum 11B w/CIB. Adrián Fernández RT'd me once.
Sam Lind @slind47
34 Followers 102 Following
TopHatZen is a homo @TopHatBoy
43 Followers 187 Following #NagitoWorshipper || nagito gang :) He/She/Them, Bisexual, *MINOR*
🦀 I AM THE CRAB-BE... @remorrisless
444 Followers 2K Following Therapist. Possibly a creature from John Carpenter's 1982 "The Thing". We stan harm reduction and decentralization. He/him
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49 Followers 41 Following Founder of Too Much Time On Our Hands Productions @TMTOOHP "Jan, you don't have any friends!"
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16 Followers 120 Following straight loves music plays horror survival or defense games and enjoy horror stories also some people call me big leon or bossy bossman from pa
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434 Followers 388 Following 2A | Locke | Politically homeless | Future Morlock | Descendant of "ignorant and quarrelsome immigrants of law-breaking propensities" - The New York Times
AJS723 @ajs_723
113 Followers 93 Following Human. Teacher, Husband, Cat Owner, Leftist, Gamer, Rock/Metal fan, Cubs/Pacers/Bears Fan. Empathy Enthusiast. BLM.
Mr Otaku @MrOtaku8
638 Followers 607 Following Just a guy who's an otaku for fun I watch anime and play videogames #ToonamiFaithful Twitch VTuber Switch friend code: SW-7055-7575-1125
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427 Followers 845 Following @britellfilms backup for art and reaction memes or something
Dutch Courage @SonnaWoodward
523 Followers 702 Following European living In europeland, still believe in BLM and LGBTQ, love movies & music travel and a huge animal lover ❤️🤍💙 an apple a day keeps the drs away
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71 Followers 58 Following Emperor of the internet. The internet is for everyone that tries to be better today then they were yesterday. Twitter is dying. @joshuanortonii.bsky.social
Kevin Callaway @KevinCallaway2
330 Followers 1K Following NY transplant following retirement for USAF. Currently working as a project manager/system engineer.
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335 Followers 351 Following put my obituary in the Highlights section - Mazzy Star stan #1
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125 Followers 1K Following
Cookie mama 1015💙 @1015_cookie
6K Followers 7K Following Political junkie! I over share‼️ 25 years as a bartender a.k.a. cheap therapist!
Jeannette Cabanis @JMCBNC
184 Followers 1K Following Writing, farming, dreaming of a better world ... at the end of the road.
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72 Followers 454 Following Bravely tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing. He/him.
Beaker @Beakerlives
865 Followers 7K Following Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇵🇸 and so it goes
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3K Followers 885 Following I make bad jokes that I laugh at. You get what you pay for if you follow me 😱 also @snarkypanda.bsky.social
Tizzy- fizzled , taki... @Tizzy69511862
1K Followers 744 Following Often in a tizzy ,frequently quite beside myself . Love dogs ,zombies and books .Follow fellow vss writers .Cartoon bird by Esther Chilton
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31 Followers 90 Following Let's play channel: http://t.co/PMUnphEhII
Mhurgle Has Gone Else... @mhurgle
154 Followers 1K Following / Chaos Cleric of the Church of the Psychodelicious Mindfish / Eldritch Internet Being / Mediocre Artist & Writer / Brainrot Haver / Been Nerfed By Depression
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203 Followers 173 Following t**** loyalists attacked the Capitol. If you're okay with that you're a supporter of insurrection and treason 🖕 😒 don't effin tell me what to do or think 😒
Mars @mom era @marsthewitch_
88 Followers 186 Following Made of stoner magic. they/them. bisexual. 30. Im married but also love fictional men so hmu with your refs.
Some Lady @CastletonSnob85
72 Followers 997 Following
KC @KC_Kenedy
35 Followers 232 Following What do you meme we’re a writer? Authors of @thelastdelivery we/us
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51 Followers 132 Following
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