Mis-Aligned Objects MBA @mis_aligned
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Private homeowership-bashing Darializa Avila Chevalier's father is a landlord - and rents his Miami condo for $1,750/month trib.al/z64D35a
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Winter enjoyers are so fucked in the head
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Is New York City a cult? The goal for many people now is simply to live in a superstar city. Not do anything interesting there. Not to save money, not to own a home, or start a family. Being there is the achievement. The city is not a means to an end. lindynewsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-cult-of-…
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In my entire life, I have never read anything like this footnote from a piece of bank or asset management research.
Freddy has seen more of the country than half the people who grew up in an NYC suburb, went to college in the Northeast, moved back to NYC, and will settle in a suburb 20 min from mom and dad ever will
THE WORLD CUP TRIP HAS MADE IT TO PENNSYLVANIA!!! I’ve just counted, and this is already the 13th state of the trip.
Ahh yes Obama the great uniter of peoples and his longtime friends - the people who tried to blow up the US Capitol and the Pentagon in the 1970’s
Yes, credit goes to @axios Chicago for having the audacity report that Barack Obama’s pals, former Weather Underground terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, attended the invitation-only VIP opening of the Obama Presidential Center last Thursday.
Summer Solstice best worst day of the year, we’re peaking but it’s all downhill from here
This is just engagement farming crap. Yes if you balloon to 500lbs your career will suffer. Yes if you marry the daughter of a Rockefeller your career will prob go well Otherwise, the work you do is more important than who you marry or your waistline I hate slop accounts
@Brady_H I still find it crazy that the carb values (90, 120, etc) aren’t weight dependent or weight dependent enough to be spoken about in relative terms Me at 205lbs taking in 120g of carbs vs a 125lb woman doing it seems like completely different situation
We live by a beautiful school on UES with an awesome facade, unfortunately has been covered with scaffolding for 2.5+ years, no work being done Some scaffolding co is getting rich + funneling $ back to their govt benefactor while that govt benefactor is asking for higher taxes
Old lady out of town, going to try and drink the bar dry of Coors lights while watching 12 hours of soccer and golf
I could watch Va Tech Enter Sandman videos and drink Coors light in the sun for 8 hours and it would be a perfect day
We just need to skip the bullshit and do Enter Sandman.
June 19th is the best birthday you could possibly have: - federal holiday, same day every year - not a general holiday celebration to compete with (Christmas, 4th of July, etc) - summer
Best advice I could give any young person starting their career, especially in finance / intensive fields: Work for people who have kids
Just saw a LinkedIn post compare the song Enter Sandman to Private Credit Hell ya brother
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For 2 years this guy would come onto the balcony and immediately run back inside, he just couldn’t fathom it being a nice outdoor chill space despite hundreds of tries In the last 36 hours, he’s decided it’s actually a nice place to relax and get some fresh air
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