Every wedding I go to, I hand the bride and groom an empty usb thumb drive and tell them that it’s a bitcoin wallet. They realize my deception every time, and I have become a pariah amongst my family and friends.
This Elon Musk situation is terrifying because the only reason you’d care if your plane was tracked is if you wanted to do 9/11. Literally the only reason, we’re so fucked.
Thanks Elon, but I’d prefer to receive my blue check the old fashioned way: Getting an entry level job at a media company writing blogs about how candy is racist and having 432 followers.
One time I stayed at this Air B&B, and they gave me this list of chores, which was NOT part of the original listing. Long story short, I sacrificed my first born son.
Taco Bell just announced that if any of their employee’s need to travel for an an abortion, they can have a free Cheese Quesadilla to take with them. If they want steak, they will need to pay the difference.
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