🤖👼.🦋 @mrphuff

Devour feculence, Elon (he/him) Joined May 2011

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2 years ago

Love is Blind: Minneapolis is probably going to be a snooze-fest (because the locals are definitely not going to fight on-camera) but regardless, everyone in the metro is still going to watch it

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2 years ago

@hipearlrose What do you want to know?

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2 years ago

“Parable of the Sower” is apparently happening right on schedule

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2 years ago

@bellabee13 “Yummy”

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The only strategy Republicans have right now is spewing torrents of bullshit, because their actual policy agenda is very unpopular. It consists of making every one’s lives worse off and convincing their base that it’s a Good Thing

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2 years ago

I wonder if J.R.R. Tolkien ever listened to Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” since it came out during his lifetime

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2 years ago

@britnihemmer Same

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Annie Jacobsen @AnnieJacobsen

2 years ago

2025: Get outdoors.

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2 years ago

@CheyCab I’m mean, there’s always the convention center

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2 years ago

Normalize two-day work weeks

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Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd

2 years ago

America's oldest living presidents are now the guy in office and the guy about to take office. Gerontocracy, baby!

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2 years ago

Welcome to Project and uh, the year 2025

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2 years ago

This is starting to feel more masochistic but here are the books I read in 2024. With a few exceptions, every book I finish is an endorsement

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2 years ago

@rothschildmd The 2024 election was stolen. The vice president must do the right thing on Jan. 6th 😉

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7 years ago

Merry Christmas to Hans Gruber only

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2 years ago

Will be wild!

Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica

2 years ago

Pod Save America is taking a little break but will be back with new episodes the week of January 6, so stand back and stand by. #PodSaveAmerica #CrookedMedia

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2 years ago

MAGA Nativity: God’s back on earth as a human baby. And He’s pissed.

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2 years ago

@hipearlrose That would mean staying up past my bedtime

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brit @britnihemmer

2 years ago

guys with a little grey in their beard deserve the world

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Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd

2 years ago

#PresidentMusk can effortlessly be President, run his companies, make humanity multiplanetary, cut federal spending to zero, and troll the libs while making millions of babies and conquering all video games. That's why he's #PresidentMusk. America elected him to be hardcore.