Michael Schout @mschout
Music, Movies, Microcode Dallas, TX Joined June 2009-
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This is amazing and really where we are at with a lot of stuff these days.
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Me trying to defend my O(n³) solution during the coding interview
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When we line up in shotgun on 4th & 1
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I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my 𝕏 profile. Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
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"What is the charge? Using an open source model? A succulent Chinese open source model?"
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spent 5 hours automating a recurring weekly task that takes 2 minutes
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Last night, the president found another opportunity to insert himself into the team photo.
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Jets fans watching a scoreless primetime game at MetLife
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“World Cup third-place playoffs are always boring.” France and England in a pointless third-place match:
My entire feed is basically just the Messi head nod meme.
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How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button
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Anthropic and OpenAI engineers browsing the "our team" section on the Moonshot AI website and recognizing their ex-girlfriends
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When I'm playing FIFA with my little cousin and let him score Him: you're trash 🤣 Me:
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I'll be back in 10 minutes’ is the biggest lie every developer has ever told. 💀
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Claude: “this project will probably take 3 months to complete” Me:
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When the Starbucks barista tells me their new toilets are uncloggable.
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