Nick @murphn10
Bots keep me relevant. Joined March 2013-
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Joe now pardoning his only son. Who does he think he is? God?
Every guido at the beach this summer
A massive great white shark has been recorded swimming off the New Jersey shore. cnn.it/3vU6XsL
What happened to duct-taping people to their seats
Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this
The Ls just keep coming for Kanye
First woman in world believed to be cured of HIV bbc.in/34JpAog
Would be so funny if overtime was literally just the coin flip
DAWGSSSS might just be those MFers!!!!!
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Your parents showed you what you needed to know you just didn’t know you needed to know it.
Macy’s is asking corporate employees to volunteer for shifts in its department stores on Black Friday and other busy holiday shopping days, during a time when the retail sector is struggling to fill more than 1 million job openings. wapo.st/3DDKtNO
Him ❤:
My daily bread.. It took years for me to read this book, but that time was the greatest investment I’ve ever made. It led me to Him. ❤️
@PicturesWrong When they're the Cobb County Braves I'll think about it
Can we please just borrow her for one more series 🙏 #GoBraves #WorldSeries2021
Copied: Yesterday a Native American student filmed this video in his Math class. After several minutes of the teacher “war hooping & tomahawk chopping” the student began filming because he, “felt that violence was being committed against him and he had the right to record.”
Prob will go ahead & get one more in as they hand the money over
Tesla must pay $137m to racially harassed former worker bbc.in/3aaDpLK
You watch your friend beat covid without the vax then you get rabies & follow suit:
A colony of bats was later discovered in the man's Illinois home, and he refused treatment despite the warnings. newsweek.com/man-wakes-bat-…
Trust the process.
This one of them how it started/how it's going things or nah
My mom thinks the vaccine works & my dad says it kills you so I'm getting the 1st dose & skipping the 2nd to keep the family together ❤
Manly Doneright @FredESpaghettE
258 Followers 5K Following quietly adventurous; mildly misanthropic, but only because people (in general) suck; philosophically minded, absolutely must have my cell phone charged 💯📲
ag @austen_g91
630 Followers 4K Following
Movie Ruiners @M0VIERUINERS
55 Followers 104 Following A comedy podcast starring brothers Nick & Reed Canaday. Discussing movies & interviewing comedians on their favorite movie and stuff. https://t.co/EfLZ7EfgmX
SarahDownSouth @SarahDownSouth
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Peter @KYC61
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Tom @alowishus3830
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Daemin @mistariiman
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d_factoe @d_factoe
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010101 @chrismisen
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sea hag @SeaDoesTweet
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Brett @Boiler_B_Mac
74 Followers 277 Following Purdue Alum, sports enthusiast, golfer, Mario Kart champion.
Ian Tumey @2umey_
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Bobbie Ann Walker @BobbieAnnWalke1
499 Followers 1K Following ULTRA MAGA, Proud American, supporter of our great military, happily married mother of 4
Cori Isla @xtragravybscuit
34 Followers 123 Following ɪ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ TᕼE s♥h♥i♥t♥ b͙u͙t͙ b͙o͙y͙ y͙o͙u͙ c͙a͙n͙t͙ o͙u͙t͙ ⒻⒶⓇⓉ ᗰE 💅@
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Shashank @shankster91
155 Followers 761 Following I like sports and other things, also. Healthcare is a human right. he/him
Andrew Markle @originalmarkle
430 Followers 338 Following Most of the time I tell jokes & act & stuff. I’m a comic that happens to be gay, straight people like me because “that’s not all I talk about”. 🏳️🌈🤟🏻
cookie cutter @cookie_cutter33
1 Followers 68 Following
Bob Gordensonerdonenp... @superpixels
5K Followers 4K Following We will blow up the moon in this century. - JFK
Ian Aber @ABearComedian
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Stephen Jones @stephenjones766
147 Followers 468 Following 26 I am a comedian just trying to find out his way in the world and when in doubt always remember the mid still selling
Amy Brown Comedy @amybrowncomedy
91 Followers 145 Following Stand Up Comedian & Indoor Wife #nerdydirtycomedy
Jeff Greenspan @JeffGreenspan
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&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 1K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
Jenny Jennings @_jennyjennings
555 Followers 391 Following comedian / I work as a bridesmaid full time
Joe Gallois @JoeGallois
7K Followers 505 Following That comedian on that episode of Queer Eye! For booking info contact me through [email protected]
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Sopranos World @SopranosWorld
166K Followers 828 Following Got in on something from the ground floor 🤌 [email protected]
Everything Georgia @GAFollowers
1.7M Followers 51K Following Georgia’s #1 community for news, culture, and lifestyle. 🍑
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
4.7M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News/Tools. Not advice @Polymarket partner Open a tastytrade account: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlXpw Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0ZYYG More: https://t.co/nsxZlPV0pC
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331K Followers 591 Following Understand deeply how the world works today to navigate the world of tomorrow. Join 120k ppl in my free newsletter:
Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
646K Followers 236 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Critical Care | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan
129K Followers 4K Following HipHop Legend/ Filmmaker/ Journalist ALL MY HEROES ARE DEAD out now: https://t.co/62LMeKR4wm booking: [email protected]
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2K Followers 2K Following ⚡️Ian Aber⚡️ ⚡️Comedian⚡️ ⚡️Writer⚡️ ⚡️ GrillBoss⚡️ ┌∩┐ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ┌∩┐ ⚡️
Jenny Jennings @_jennyjennings
555 Followers 391 Following comedian / I work as a bridesmaid full time
&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 1K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
JT Chapman 🇵🇸 @_SecondThought
77K Followers 607 Following On YouTube as Second Thought. Cohost of @thedeprogrampod and First Thought https://t.co/0uMLQJMBcM https://t.co/AdWyzGvZBb
NWS Atlanta @NWSAtlanta
74K Followers 790 Following Official X account for National Weather Service Atlanta/Peachtree City. Details: https://t.co/us21MdtYl8
Cashley Banks @YoLisaYoLisaYo
436 Followers 439 Following
Ball @BallTalkO
475K Followers 175K Following Talk All Ball & More. Featured on @SportsCenter, @ESPN, @ESPNNBA & More.
🍑 Lace Larrabee �... @lacelarrabee
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Footballism @FootbaIIism
301K Followers 171K Following The Official Footballism Twitter Account. Bringing you the best football posts, gear, and plays daily! SHOP NOW ⬇️
Roman Campomanes @RomanIntheMix
50 Followers 131 Following Professional daydreamer. Stand up comedian 🎭 host 🎤 writer 📑
Father stretch my ban... @lordhavemurcee
622 Followers 1K Following complicated person with simple problems
Joe Kelley @UtilizeShrooms
623 Followers 262 Following Parody Account. I do not represent Joe Kelley's opinions in any way. Go listen to his stand-up comedy album.
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 410 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
Brooke Powell @PowellBrooke
390 Followers 841 Following
David Perdue @DueOrDie
2K Followers 2K Following Son of Mother Morehouse. co-host of “What’s Good Atlanta” on WABE. Southern. Creative. Bricoleur. Never worry about the cook! [email protected]
Katie Hughes @katiebruise
1K Followers 620 Following World’s Stupidest Genius. ATL. // Team Coco House // 2019 StandUp NBC Finalist // 2019 Creative Loafing ATL Critics’ Pick Best Comedian
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114 Followers 189 Following
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William Hudson Foskey @wtfoskey
359 Followers 187 Following These are things I write when I’m high. Instagram: @wtfoskey
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
215K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
ICE T @FINALLEVEL
1.8M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎
Chapo Trap House @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
162K Followers 386 Following ❄️⚖️ @willmenaker @cushbomb @ByYourLogic Amber Frost. Producer @saywhatagain. Customer service lines: 800-583-1315, chapotraphouse @ gmail
Comedian Ben Bailey �... @RealBenBailey
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