Matt Huxtable @muxtable
A badger would dismiss a gecko Joined August 2018-
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@ThatsSoVillage I umpired a game where a team claimed a catch behind that clearly hadn't carried, the batter walked as he wasn't aware and they took the bails off and claimed a stumping/run out instead
@Paulcha50866240 Hi Paul, Volunteers used to be respected and liked in British Sport - now they are punchbags! God Help us!
@UEFAcom @Conf_League absolute shambles trying to get into the ground. Fans passing out and no allowance for wheelchair access. Spoke to 2 managers who both blamed the fans despite them being the only ones trying to help. Sort your shit out
@mattletiss7 Bet you weren't the oldest one on the train before the vaccines, makes you think
Not a bad few days that. Family, friends, Palace and some bonus fun at Spezia. We're on our way...
@yacufc @CheddarReserves Completely agree, had a great game especially second half when we put lots of long balls into the box with the swirling wind. Impressive at only 16, well played Yusuf
BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. Ensuring she is educated in the correct cuts of steak to purchase. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. 🤣🤣
In this essay I will explain why the ECB have decided not to sack McCullum & co.: 1. Avoid a payout /Ends/
People said Palace are shit in Europe. They called us embarrassing. Well, we just narrowly beat the 2nd best side in Cyprus. At the 3rd attempt. In extra time. After they went down to 9 men. Think a few apologies are owed.
A player wanting a detailed conversation with decision makers about what they need to do shouldn’t be too much to ask, in fact it should be absolutely routine. It is difficult to defend a management group who are unwilling to have these conversations. It’s part of the job.
Two phone calls, lasting a minute each. Liam Livingstone says that is the sum total of his contact with England's management since his most recent international appearance 12 months ago. Interview @ESPNcricinfo espncricinfo.com/story/liam-liv…
@bbctms I think it's fair to think Livingstone had more than enough chances AND he should have been managed better. There does seem to be a recurring theme that players are returned to their counties without any aftercare plan which is a huge concern re wellbeing and future involvement
@CricketTragic5 @NoContextCounty Finance team hoping he doesn't take too many wickets
@Ajh1972258480 @NewquayClubshop I get that completely and of course there will be instances where that happens after postponements, I think fixtures could be setup a little bit smarter to avoid the longer journeys being put in for midweeks when first released
Take it away, Hendo x
Tune. Player.
Manager: Why didn’t you CC me on that email? Employee: It was a routine update, nothing critical. Manager: I want to be looped in on everything. Employee: That slows things down and shows distrust. Manager: If you can’t handle oversight, maybe you’re not fit for this role. Employee: Constant monitoring doesn’t improve work, it kills initiative. Micromanagement isn’t control, it’s insecurity in disguise. Great leaders trust. Toxic ones suffocate.
I wish more players realised what it takes from so many people to keep a club running smoothly, too many are too quick to make short term decision based on one thing only
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