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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

On Twitter since ‘09. My whimsical account. DC-based former govie for some unpopular agencies. Former bartender, to boot. Washington, DC Joined January 2019
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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

4 hours ago

@MarcusMilione If he can wrangle a GT3 around a track without perpetuating its well-deserved reputation as a widow-maker, he can wrangle Apple back to triple digit returns.

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4 hours ago

@cmclymer 🎯

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4 hours ago

@Robert_E_Kelly It’s all wrapped up in the evangelical wing, which, while largely Protestant derived, has absorbed super radically conservative Catholics (some of my family members) where literally none of Jesus’s teachings matter as much as preparing for *and welcoming* the Rapture.

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4 hours ago

@GoodPoliticGuy He’s giving away what those of us brought up in evangelical ghoulishness have known since we were toddlers: they don’t care about climate change or human rights or any set of policies that would support Jesus’ teachings, bc they fully believe in **and welcome** the Rapture.

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4 hours ago

@AsyncCollab @Acyn And we have a pluralistic system that accommodates *both* kinds of whackadoodles who worship sky fairies, because in the US we uphold the peoples’ right to be free of a state religion, or religious test for office, in whatever costume they wish, barring very rare circumstances

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12 hours ago

@AsyncCollab @Acyn Strict dogmatic Christianity and strict dogmatic Islam have more in common with each other than either do with a secular, pluralistic, representative democracy that governs the US. Have a seat, bub.

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12 hours ago

@detta1z @MuchMooler That 335i coupe was the most direct modern descendant of the OG 6-series and I will die on this hill. An absolutely true GT, just a pure gentleman’s express.

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12 hours ago

@BonerWizard The Warriors (first grade) History of the World: Part 1 (prob 3rd grade) Kentucky Fried Movie (prob 7th grade) Risky Business (6th grade)

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a day ago

@breakingnorfolk @MalloryMcMorrow @Lis_Smith Also eliminate all methods of successful soft power and good will and confidence in the US$ built on the blood spilled in two world wars, and make corruption a feature and not a bug

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a day ago

@breakingnorfolk @MalloryMcMorrow @Lis_Smith Funny thing if you want to dismantle America, you’d prob deplete all our weapons on a pointless war, make the population sick w measles and dysentery in #s not seen in a century, defund medical / scientific research (sigh 😢), antagonize allies, and empower China and Russia 👍🇺🇸

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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

a day ago

@mnolangray The classic German Biergarten is an amazing place full of multiple generations just socializing, usually a football match on large screens scattered about. Inexpensive food and space for kids to run around; a wonderful concept.

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Paola Poot @PootDibou

a day ago

The day after the 2020 election, the Trump campaign asked data analyst Ken Block to investigate allegations of voter fraud. He was a registered Republican at the time. His company, Simpatico Software Systems, was was paid more than $700,000 for the work. He later wrote, "In the swing states, just a tiny handful of dead votes were cast. The Trump campaign looked extensively at this issue. I know this because they paid me to do the research." "We examined every mail ballot vote in the swing states looking for dead voters. We found a couple of dozen...not enough to change a result anywhere. The handful of prosecutions for this crime that I know of in Pennsylvania were committed by Republicans."

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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

a day ago

@ElizLanders I mean I have no plans to masturbate tonight that doesn’t mean it ain’t gonna happen. Also, there’s a reason ICE got funded to arm a bunch of Jethros w/o proper training

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a day ago

@UrbanCourtyard There used to be a parking lot and they - checks notes - built a high end hotel and bars on top of it

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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

a day ago

@BharatRamamurti 😂

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Matt Stoller @matthewstoller

a day ago

The next Dem President should just knock down the Supreme Court’s building.

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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

a day ago

@RoselandChi1972 Grew up there and left for college in the 90s and never heard of the stuff until a Chicago themed hipster spot opened in DC around 2014.

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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

2 days ago

@Brian_Chovanec @RealRichWilkins @NoSurrender_87 Brian, since you’re a Texan (and believe a Houston one at that), is it possible that Texans know their state better than the national media / twitter and that perhaps Crocket’s endorsement hurts T in some way w some swing voters, so there’s an unspoken “hey don’t worry about it”

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2 days ago

@Brian_Chovanec @LoinDuTribu @Gnome_DeGuerre I think you’ve nailed it

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2 days ago

@Jane_Doe82 At the very least, state “for the record you are refusing to answer the question”

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MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain

2 days ago

@Top100Rick There should be a cart eligibility age - say, 65? 70? - and maybe an injury waiver for anyone younger.

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