Jaline Quinto @nativevoter

Chronically ill, perpetually annoyed, yet somehow still lovable. Like a cranky grandma who cares about politics. Colville, Tlingit, Umatilla, Filipina. Seattle, WA Joined October 2009

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Jaline Quinto @nativevoter

4 years ago

Rich people could be out there figuring out how to make dogs live to 100. But no, they use their powers to ruin shit instead.

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4 years ago

@exadyto Like they patented being passive aggressive.

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4 years ago

Can we really not get Brittney Griner out of Russia? Trying to imagine Lebron in a penal colony. There's no way.

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4 years ago

This GOAT of Twitter has me in tears.

I’ve started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album from start to finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and I’ve been trying to coax him into the hammock —

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4 years ago

Halloween is here and I ran out of time to get my sexy Voldemort costume.

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4 years ago

Got an email from Equifax, and this company that holds so much power over our financial lives, spelled “whoa” like “woa.”

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4 years ago

So all the spandex pants are back, but bullying the kid with glasses behind the wheel of your red convertible isn’t? Okay, posers.

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4 years ago

Living the dream at the passport office because I was on top of getting dinner reservations in Spain 3 months in advance, but didn’t notice my passport expired.

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4 years ago

I’m not sure how it’s possible, but I seem to currently be in the 38th hour of Monday.

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4 years ago

@roywoodjr I’m going to start walking them to the self-checkout with me too. We’re in this together all the way to the end.

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4 years ago

People posting their detailed, hot takes on the new Taylor Swift like they’re getting paid by Rolling Stone and Bust.

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4 years ago

So the @CDCDirector has covid, and we still don’t have an easy, standard way to report positive home tests.

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4 years ago

So the @CDCDirector has COVID, and we still can’t easily access antivirals that lessen symptoms and shorten the period where we test positive.

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4 years ago

So the @CDCDirector has Covid, and we still can’t walk into any pharmacy at anytime for a booster.

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4 years ago

When your kid outgrows the desire to go to the pumpkin patch during Seahawks game days, is when the second half of your life begins.

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4 years ago

When I die I hope I’m wearing a tall black hat, or a long white dress, because it basically guarantees I’ll come back to haunt people.

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4 years ago

@JohnathanPerk The only dogs that literally accept everyone? No way. They are the ones who keep meaning to register to vote but forget and hey do you want to chase that ball with me?