ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

Florida Mansplainer. Ex-Google, Looker, Tower Records, Cloudera. Veteran of the browser wars toddnemet.com Tampa, FL Joined March 2008

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

3 weeks ago

Miss you, Randy

Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs

3 weeks ago

Randy Arozarena stepped out of the box on three straight pitches because he knew the pitcher wasn’t throwing him a strike. The count went to 3-0. Next pitch, he absolutely nuked a home run. One of the most disrespectful at-bats in MLB history.

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Jarvis @jarvis_best

3 weeks ago

(Paul Krugman sits down) (Opens his laptop) (Fires up his Substack) (Stares at the black page) (Pours a glass of chardonnay to the brim) (Starts typing) “The good thing about rent control is

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ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports

3 weeks ago

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

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cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers

a month ago

📹 cielmeowmun

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

a month ago

This passage from Black Lamb and Grey Falcon was written in the 1930s

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

a month ago

@sportsrapport Truth

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

a month ago

Wow

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

Oops I meant to type $231B/(17.5M*0.6)

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

About 17.5M Californians file taxes and roughly 60% of them pay taxes to FTB (40% pay 0 taxes or get tax credits), so the average cost per CA tax payer is $231B/(17.5/.6)=$22k

Judge Glock @judgeglock

2 months ago

California high-speed rail cost now up to $231 billion. That means the average worker in the state will pay out over $12,000 to fund a single project that almost no one will ride. CA rail will be studied for generations, a truly once-in-a-lifetime level of government failure.

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

The Apollo program cost $309B in today’s dollars for comparison.

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

Introduce yourself with a list of 10 artists you’ve seen live: Warthog The Drizzle Twins Pelvis Patrol Three Of Them Cevapčići Oklahoma Seth Rogers & Friends ZodiacBus The Gnats David Smith The Cellar Dwellars

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

@iowahawkblog @EsotericCD Them?

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

I never thought it would happen with me and a girl from Clapham

Genius @Genius

2 months ago

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

Then why didn’t he refer to Paul as James or Ringo as Richard?

junebug 🪲 @junebug225

2 months ago

john lennon deadnaming bob dylan

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

@iowahawkblog Elevators you can use in a fire

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

And a mammal to be named later

Megan Swift @mgswift7

2 months ago

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional…

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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

2 months ago

You may have noticed that the word for ‘night’ in many languages appears to be that language’s word for ‘eight’ with an ‘N' in front of it. English: N + eight = Night German: N + acht = Nacht French: N + huit = Nuit Spanish: N + ocho = Noche Italian: N + otto = Notte Portuguese: N + oito = Noite ⬇️

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ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet

2 months ago

Why is black the cheapest color for a travel WaterPik by like ~$15?

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Tom Krasniqi @TKras

2 months ago

I asked #Rays starting pitcher Nick Martinez about Aranda getting plunked last night. He said the guys were not happy and that it was "bush league." When I followed up on possible retaliation, he replied "we'll see." 👀 #RaysUp